sorry for acting weird i’m actually just a cryptid trapped in a girl suit
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cursed with big pretty titty disorder and yes it is fatal
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Charles Stewart
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my fav charge has gotta be criminal mischief. you've been a little silly. go to jail
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also i think i decided this is how i'm getting my hair dyed when i go
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one day i will accept that these simply are not my responsibilities to carry and i will leave this place completely behind
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something about nana characters trauma dumping and showing off the vivienne westwood jewelery in the middle of it just really resonates w me + this blog
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something about eating rice cakes really satiates the urge to bite into packing peanuts
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By Vanessa Stockard
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my period tracker app has forsaken me (it came a day before it was supposed to)
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i feel like it's worth pointing out that i grew up on a farm and we did have a barn i promise he was not just tied up outside in the city
would you guys believe me if i told you i had a pet horse when i was a kid
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would you guys believe me if i told you i had a pet horse when i was a kid
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you guys really just let me yap on here and i appreciate that
i'm so glad i don't have a dick because i would constantly be hard. one sip of my fav warm beverage? brother i am ERECT
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