Nothing will ever be as funny to me as doctor who from the masters pov. Your best friend wanders into the woods and befriends a group of squirrels. He decides he will protect that specific tree with his life, even at the cost of your own species. You are the last two humans in the world. You once again try to burn down that fucking tree
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truly nothing has been funnier than watching people call fourteen’s eps “woke” cuz like
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General Sentences, Vol. 8
(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I've been thinking about you."
"Why are you being so weird about this?"
"How's your head?"
"Did you see that?"
"You're not going to go through this alone."
"And what is your excuse for not telling me this until now?"
"You already know who we're looking for, don't you?"
"I'm fine. I have to be."
"Your dad hates me, doesn't he?"
"No, we are not discussing this!"
"You look peculiar. What's wrong?"
"I don't think this is going to work..."
"You know, I think I quite like your mother. "
"I fear that I am becoming obsolete."
"You're an idiot."
"I'm proud of you."
"Why haven't you answered my calls?"
"On second thought, I don't think I want to know."
"You're lying!"
"He's my father but he's not my dad."
"Oh, so this is all about you?"
"You deserve more."
"I know why you hate me."
"You're not doing anyone any good in this condition."
"Have you ever actually been in a fight?"
"Yeah? Well, if you're in such great shape, why did you come to this hospital?"
"If you think this is bad, you should see the other guy."
"You won't regret this, I promise."
"I've known you long enough to be able to tell when you're lying."
"You're not going to recover unless you get some sleep!"
"But... That's illegal?"
"I can't help you if you won't let me."
"Please, take care of yourself."
"I know you're happy with him, but would you be happier without him?"
"Why are you still here?"
"Getting away with murder is an incredible feeling."
"We need each other."
"I was told that you weren't afraid of anything. Is that wrong?"
"You've done a lot of research on this, haven't you?"
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sorry but we fucked up surgery on your boyfriend. yeah the anesthesia wasn’t safe to use on aliens. sorry. the surgeon was listening to opera while she operated. yeah he regenerated and lost all his memories. he’s now a prettyboy amnesiac who doesn’t understand gender. sorry.
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Send '❤️❔' if you'd be interested in discussing a potential ship between our muses!
-send '<3?' if the emojis don't show!
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15 would call him “sugar” and he’d fold like a lawn chair.
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the ninth doctor came, served cunt so hard he rebooted an entire franchise, and then died. icon
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Open With !! Susan Foreman 5
Susan had been wrapping up her day that was supposed to be tucked away in her cozy museum office. Recovering a supposedly(once) destroyed Monet. Maybe one stolen piece from Kunsthal could’ve slipped away from being burned. Who’s to say. That wasn’t important.
What was was that Susan found it in 2012, and was in the process of putting it away when there was a knock at the door— and another, and another.
So she got up, and opened the door- just enough to lean herself out of the crack. It had been a while since anyone actually came to her office.
“Hiii. Hello. My office hours are posted on the door, right where you were knocking. Otherwise, I’m appointment only.”
She glanced at the grandfather clock in the middle of her office. “… But I guess if you make it quick and interesting I can squeeze you in right now.”
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