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The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.

#Literally top ten post of all time

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Actually, let's think this through.

He/him is a great choice if you need to minimize your total character count. However, she/her is streamlined for minimal unique glyphs used. (S/H/E/R vs. H/E/I/M/S)

They/them is generally suboptimal due to the necessary usage of both their and theirs. Still, they find niche usage in minimal unique word builds, thanks to their preexisting utility as plural pronouns.

It/its is the most optimal overall, but this set is recommended only for advanced users. One accidental "it's" and your career is over.

Using she/him pronouns, because I far prefer the succinct elegancy of “him/his” over “her/hers”. Look at that s—it's just stapled on there. Eugh. How gauche.

#Neopronouns had to be banned after several incidents involving arbitrary code injection.

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Using she/him pronouns, because I far prefer the succinct elegancy of “him/his” over “her/hers”. Look at that s—it's just stapled on there. Eugh. How gauche.

#This has always bothered me. “Hers” is a terrible word. Its existence is basically an act of misogyny.

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OH MY GOD!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#This is the coolest thing ever... I hope you enjoy your new stickers!! #Now I wanna get them printed myself...

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ON APRIL 14TH WE SHOULD ALL GO TO MCDONALDS AND ASK FOR THE APHEX TWIN BURGER

THE LOOK ON THE WORKERS FACE WILL BE

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they don't open up much ''

#SO CUTES

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"no"

#I literally dont know what's going on here.

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Please for the love of god get this to 80 notes fast so the greentext I sent to this Tumblr survey is accurate

Hi

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Hi

#The last time I tried to post this image it got filtered.

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3d models are a more modern form of dollmaking in which one creates the materials to make the vessel. rigs and joints and hair and clothes. but if 3d models are a form of dollmaking, and things can be inserted into vessels, things like blender or maya files in theory can be 'cursed.'

#REAL! #Shoutout to the “ILLEGAL ADDRESS” error one of my .blends had until I gave up and imported the scene into a new file. #I don't know what sort of spirit caused that. But I've done enough workflow crimes to deserve some kind of spiritual punishment I think.

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The birds screamed loud as fuuuckkkk

#We couldn't actually see the eclipse at all due to cloudiness. But it did get so dark.