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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird

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look what they found!

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

#when its 50/50

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happy birthday gromit

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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

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people don't go down to the tavern and engage in raucous festivities with pints of ale for all on rainy days until the sun crests the horizon of a world washed clean by the rain and the dew

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Last week the energy union in France turned off the power to one of Macron's ministers' offices in solidarity with those protesting the raising retirement age, and this week they made the bills to low income households zero. They took power from the politicians and gave it to the poor. This is what the fuck I'm talking about, we cannot let fiscal capital colonise our minds to the extent that we think that the only way to redistribute and shift the balance of power is by giving people money. The union is showing the power it has by taking energy - literally power - from the rich and giving it to the poor. The rest of the world should be taking notes

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baby what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

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#PREV

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alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it's so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say 'Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That's it, that's the tweet.' like can you imagine the look on their faces. we're gonna fucking get those guys so good

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a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully

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