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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems

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Cats don't plan shit. Cats don't think about the consequences to their actions. Cats are governed by the vibes of the moment.

Sometimes that vibe is "need food" and sometimes that vibe is "man I really wish I could experience some repetitive tactile sensation on my little furry head."

And sometimes that vibe is "I feel the sudden and inexplicable urge to commit a murder" and the next moving thing they see will be on the receiving end of that vibe.

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"Mcgenocide, not worth a dead child!"

Spotted in Manchester, England

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

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American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.

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:)

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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sonic, tails and sage have a minecraft server. it's mostly the three of them but some other friends get invited onto it on occasion. at it's core it's honestly just tails and sage being huge mc nerds and building complicated redstone shit, mob farms, and other huge shit and sonic is mostly there because his presence is the only way to get tails and sage to interact at all

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it's Cassowary CTuesday!!

friendly reminder that dinosaurs are living!!!

this motherfucker is known to attack humans and can kill you!!

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.