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everybody do the wenis

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see what people just don't understand is that writing's demanding it's mentally challenging and it's a bore, it's such a chore, to sit in a room by your self oh my goddd I haaate it. and you're trying to FIND an opening LINE or brilliant IDEA and you're pacing the floor, and hoping for, just, a bit of divine intervention. that one little nugget, that one little spark, then eureka, you find it, you're ready to start! so now you can write! right? WRONG! you're not even close you remember that dammit your play's gotta be in iambic pentameter!!! so you write down a word but it's not the right word so you try a new word but you hate the new word and you need a good word but you can't find the word and where is it what is it where is wha is akjehjwejkhbesafkjb AAAAH!

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I need to get back into Talon Saga works and have a lot of WIPs/concepts that I keep flitting between, so have a poll about it (fic descriptions under the cut)

Chasing Down the Gods: Longstanding, multi-part series on AO3 where Dante is kidnapped between Legion and Inferno, I need to finish the last part and then it's fully done.

Mercy Insight Faith: My three-part Ember/Faith slowburn, currently on part 2

Piercing Gun: An exploration of Tristan and Garret's relationship through the lens of Tristan getting his ears pierced, was originally supposed to have three parts but the first part was technically self-contained.

Dante goes rogue in Crescent Beach AU: Dante's journey through funky gender revelations somehow leads him to join the rogue underground. Five chapters.

Talon Hunger Games AU: ....I don't know how else to describe it.

#reblog from other blog

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#I remember them mentioning doing a previous job in my hometown #bc my hometown is known for being haunted as fuck #so there's that

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I think people should capitalize more on the fact that Zayn was a harvestman. Was he there willingly? No. Did the other harvestmen like him? Also no. But he was still a part of this Helioic cult, and he was involved/knoweldgable enough with the religious aspects/theory to reverse-engineer a devilish contract. It’s not outrageous to think that his knowledge wasn’t entirely academic, and he was somewhat involved in their worship.

I think that if someone made an offhand remark about religious philosophy in his earshot he’d immediately become insufferable. He has so much random knowledge about obscure branches of Helioic history. He and Kristen met one time when they were at the harvest festival because his foster parents made him go and he maintains that the twenty-hour lectures were genuinely a lot of fun.

#fantasy high #zayn darkshadow #my Blorbo bleebus #this is inspired partially by the post saying that Buddy Dawn should have a gay awakening #and I propose instead that the ex-harvestman goth ghost annoys the shit out of him instead #buddy dawn redemption through one overly impassioned religious history lecture at a time #Zayn has a Riz-style red string cork board except it’s just about relations between celestial and infernal realms

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Your Fave is Problematic: LTNW Edition

Max:

Can't cook

Ends arguments with "because I said so"

Refuses to get her little sister a cat

Fang:

Resorts to extreme violence with zero prior warning

0 communication skills

In charge of killing the juvenile chickens as soon as there was enough meat on them, has been lying about the foxes getting to them for 4 years straight, doesn't even lie well

Iggy:

Look at his kill count

Assaulted a 58-year-old woman in her own house that one time and would do it again

Nudge:

Shamelessly weaponizes her siblings against each other during household debates

Doesn't know what stranger danger is, has not learned her lesson, will probably never learn it

Allo

Gazzy:

How dare you. Look into his innocent eyes and try to say he's problematic. This little gentlemen has never done anything wrong in his life and you should be ashamed of even thinking of it.

His favorite hobbies are bombs and shoplifting

Angel:

.................

That sure is a six-year-old.

Mike:

Yankees fan

Shady ass motherfucker, lies for fun and doesn't even do it well

EVERYONE

Living in your walls, living in your brain, speaking in riddles when you're trapped between dreams and reality

Probably gave Max scar tissue in her brain

Ari:

Full of misdirected rage

Has the worst taste in people to care about, will not change this

Also Allo

Ari's Villain Squad:

You don't even know them yet, they've been in 1.5 scenes at most, put them back

Jeb:

RED FLAG RED FLAG ABORT ABORT ABORT

#ltnw #max ride rewrite #tw unreality #for specifically the part about Everyone

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

#the unsleeping city #the dream team by fucking beloved

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Eyes full of Hope

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another fucking poll

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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I want to play Fallen London again but the problem with Fallen London is that while you're playing it's all perfectly simple and ingrained but the moment you step away for like, a month, then when you come back suddenly the entire game is like "If you really want to continue this storyline you'll have to get 9 Whispers of a Lovelorn Dream and sell them to an authoritarian rabbit in the 87.2th circle of hell where it'll bestow on you the Token of an Inadequate Perfume-Maker, but first you'll need to buy the Indefatigable Jetski from the Fulminating Dowager at Watchmaker's Hill by collecting enough Pieces of the Flayed Corpse of God and converting them into Baptized Rat Kings." and I'm like wow I cannot believe how recently I understood what all of that meant. but now I. do not.

#I straight up deleted my account and made a new one because of this #just wanted to start over

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General reminder to the pagans out there:

Making a supreme goddess figure part of your spirituality? Great! Worshiping a mother goddess? Wonderful! If that brings joy and meaning into your life, excellent!

"Once upon a time long ago, people all worshiped a great goddess until THE PATRIARCHY conspired to overthrow her and replace her with a CRUEL PATRIARCHAL GOD" - that's pseudohistory and conspiracism; there's literally no evidence for it whatsoever, and it can and does drag people down the new age to alt right pipeline.

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remember that time iggy told an fbi agent that he went blind from staring directly at the sun? he was so real for that.

#if some stranger started asking invasive questions about my disability I too would start making up bullshit #good on him #maximum ride on main #iggy (maximum ride)

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this headline is so fucking horrible why is it whenever indigenous people are murdered everyone avoids saying they were murdered

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watching ML season 1: Chat Noir gets mind controlled so often it walks the line between repetitive and memetic. This is either lazy writing or a ploy to keep the show's focus on girl power.... Either way another whimsical entry in the unintentional children's show fridge horror category. watching ML season 5: Oh, The Catboy Is Mind Control Themed.

#lmao #I should catch up on it eventually