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Have you ever fainted?

#having your jaw wired shut for 3 months makes it difficult to eat enough #nothing but protien shakes day in day out gets a little old #anyways it's a good thing those stairs were carpeted

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#I'm here to fail step one #the only step

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#If I'm forced to play this I'm going to suffer either way #so I'd rather have something I can enjoy making fun of and gameplay isn't that

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#In the future I'll think about this comic again and go ''yeah but at least I had mostly-functioning joints''

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

#idk if this counts but femshep from mass effect

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#Absolutely not #I am EMBRACING the allegations

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#dang that guy lived a long time huh #(this is a joke)

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I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around

#I'm the pet cishet :)

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#Does Hackerman count

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yall reblog this with the most disappointing game u have ever played

like the one that was either a sequel or overhyped and then turned out to be trash?? mine was bioshock infinite

#Spore #I was too young to know better #Can count on one hand the number of games I've preordered since

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You can always tell when an author is trying to "deconstruct" something that they think is stupid or boring or otherwise beneath them because they're unwilling or unable to develop the necessary understanding of the source material to properly rip into it and the end result invariably fucking sucks. You need to love a genre in order to truly do it violence.

#Sometimes I remember the series ''i shall survive using potions'' #and simultaneously get mad AND lose my shit laughing

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

#That would be WONDERFUL

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bonus if you put in the tags why

#I identify as whichever will benefit me the most at the time

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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

#adhd medication #or it'll at least give me the *means* to fix myself

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#I've started going grey pretty early #it's cool tho I'll look rad with grey hair

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Better Call Saul? More like Better Cum Sum.

#Thanks Brain

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what are you listening to RIGHT NOW?

#A streamer