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The worst thing I think the British ever did to me was put an extra o in diahrrea. I don't even know where it goes, it doesn't make sense that it's there, it doesn't do anything in the word, and yet in reading it, it makes it disgustingly more vivid.

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My blog is a safe space for anyone but me. You guys are all welcome here, I'll never make you feel unsafe, but the shit that you guys reblog is booby trapped and you guys could really do with making sure they all have the correct seals and matching ID numbers on their identity cards, as well as calling up to the room to see if they are already home as is the policy. And please, next time a post has an extra mouth, do us all a favor and look at their papers a little closer. This is a hellsite we are trying to run here.

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The chick that what

I need to distill pete white into a liquid and inject him into my brain. Like that chick who accidentally got sedatives injected into her spinal fluid and it shot up into her brain, and triggered an orgasm right in front of the doctor. That's gonna be me with my white boy

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im gonna fucking cry

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Surviving the hordes of 2020 means having tags like "reblog" "rb" "donation post" "signal boost" "LGBTQ+" blocked because all that was ever on your dash was people trying to make you feel like shit because they had it worse than you do over a microlabel and I do not miss that shit. So refreshing opening a post that is tagged as an RB and it's just a metalocalypse bit

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Watched vb movie last night and I haven't stopped crying that shit was perf

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Why is Arizona so sour. Sweet tea shouldn't be that sour. I don't get the hype

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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Let him have a fucking break or whatever

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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

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Me through my childhood: it sucks that i love this candy so much even though it's horrible and disgusting and the texture makes me cry and I loathe eating it

Me now: OOOOOOOHHHH MARKETING

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"hey dad remember i have that thing this afternoo-"

"I KNOW. DON'T FUCK WITH ME"

Internally:

Ah a big man with his big man pants

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I am physically incapable of meditating stop telling me to fucking meditate I will strangle you

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I tore a glass jar apart with my bare hands and cut the fuck out of myself to salvage a candle my ex didn’t wrap right for the mail and I loved that candle even though I could never light it so I left it in my room and kept the door closed all the time so it would fill my room with just what wafted off the cold wax. anyway she’s gone but now it’s lit and funny that it smells completely different when I use it right

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I want to be a peaceful person and I hope that I am but I want one person to take her by the shoulders and tell her, close enough for her to smell their breath, that they love me more than they love her because I earned that love. I know that there are people who do feel that way about me, I just want her to know because it feels like I'm doing this alone

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Dude I'm so fucking tired

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Honestly if you tell me there's a way to listen to mitski correctly I'm just not going to listen to mitski I'm too busy to listen to ONE PERSON the correct way I've got fryers to clean bro I'll just play some other shit