“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”
“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”
Hey I don’t know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of… *checks notes* being a jewish child
i feel entitled to financial compensation from the heart attacks alone
LGBT twitter be like *Useless arguments about semantics* *Transphobia coated in progressive language* *TERF rhetoric being shared completely uncritically* *Homophobia coated in progressive language* *More useless arguments about semantics*
“I am a greedy cumslut for the vaccine”
Its always fun to see what words other languages dont have🙃💀
Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^
This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:
THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!
This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!
If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.
This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~
what the fuck
We are dangerously close to Penis Friday
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
[ID: A photo of Travis Willingham at his table on the Critical Role set. Travis is a white man with greying back hair and a greying beard, and wearing a black hoodie with red embellishments. He’s sitting with his arms crossed casually, leaning back at an angle and looking over his shoulder toward the neighboring table. He’s incredibly handsome. His table is littered with the usual things that go along with playing D&D, as well as the equipment needed for streaming. /end ID]
I like how the ID goes out of its way to point out that chunky Mc cowboy dad is incredibly handsome, because by whose standards?
But yes I would call that man a dilf, but I respect one Laura Bailey
By mine. Duh.
Since a pineapple is a fruit made out of a bunch of berries, this is just a bigger pineapple
“omg why are you crying?” “the economy, bro”