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Me and my sister were playing and i said something like

"Omg dont you have a brain? Just think!"

And she was like

" I DO HAVE A BRAIN I JUST DON'T USE IT!"

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If you ever say to me " you have blood of the city"

I will make sure YOU dont have any blood in YOUR body

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How to not kill people step by step

Just call people ants

Kill ants

#pro tip #crafts #helpful #ants #dont kill my vibe #wtf. #is... #a vibe #send help #dogspic

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Me that has been taking a shit for 2 hours and looking at tumblir posts: ah yes, this is a funny post really funny one now i am satisfied time to get up

*dont have legs anymore, sit to long*

#bathroom #tumblr #shit post #literally

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You can indentifi as anything and have your on pronouns but pls respect my gender witch is

Horny bastard

And the pronous are

Cunt hoe whore or kisky ass

Thank you

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One time when i was 7 my mom gave my step-dad a rose, and he got really mad saying that you don't give a flower to a man and that she was making fun of him, and asking her if she thought that he was a fa*ot and if she did that again he was going to leave her

#toxic behavior #toxic masculinity #toxic dad

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Me and my mom talking like british lads B)

I apologise to the british

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a̓̃̚ À a̿͛͌ Ä̜̖́̾ a̟͆͛͜ Ȃ̈́͌ a̺̋́̌ A̴͕̚ a͇ A a̤̯̔̑ A̸͚̥̜̚ a̩̿̀ A̳̽ a̧̳͇͘ A̶ a̛̾ A a̼͐ A̳̮̥ a̸̝ Á͖͓̆ a̢̭͂͊ A̢͎̓ a͈͋ A̶̼̻ͅ a̐̃͟ A̧̤ a͆͊̅͘ Ả̾̍ͅ a A͑̇͊̂͌ a̡̛̖̫͟ A̠̯̟̽̅ a̡͇̜ A̿ a̹̓ A̛ a̮ A̒̽ â̡͉̤

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8 year old me with people:

all of the baby's come from a big big bird, and then they give the baby to a mommy and thats how baby's are born

8 year old me on the internet:"

"Yaoi omegaverse furry hentai hard"

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My sister just came in to my room and said

"I learned to sing that japaneze song that you sang yesterday"

Then she started singing a song in spanish

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If you know a trasphobe and you know they

Wont use your pronouns just say the oposite

If you are transman say that you are a trans women

If you are a transwomen say that you are a transman

And them they will think by calling you a man or a women its gonna hurt your fellings but they would actually just saying your right pronous

But if you are gender fluid, nonbinary or other

Just fucking bodyslam that motherfucker if they dont use your right pronous

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I have no idea what is this

But am gonna eat it

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You see, iam a motherfucker, a cock sucker a piece of absolute trash

But

I can say my own name burping

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Kenny Mccormick will only truly die when his mother dies

#kenny mccormick #sp kenny #south park #carol mccormick #i am right

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I drew dis

#drawing

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Oh my fucking god

When they say duck in a joke and the guy is like where

It means the guy have to get down

Duck is an actual fucking word

#im stupid

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I sneezed and hit my fucking nose with my knee