demigods-vampires-fae-are-bae

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Kidnapper: We have your kids.

Aelin: ...I don't have any kids?

Kidnapper: We have something. They call themselves the cadre.

Aelin: Oh, okay. Can you keep them for a bit? I haven't slept in, like, five months.

Kidnapper: Sure. Just pick them up by six. The blond one won't stop talking.

Fenrys, faintly in the background: I AM A FORCE OF NATURE! *crashing noises*

#tog #throne of glass #sjm #sarah j maas #sjm universe #aelin galythinius #aelin ashryver galathynius #rowan whitethorn #fenrys moonbeam #lorcan salvaterre #gavriel #cadre #rowaelin #celaena sardothien

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Aelin: Name one bad decision I've made in the past week.

Rowan: Would you like the list to be organized by date, alphabetical order, location, or the amount of people dead?

Aelin:

Aelin: Last one sounds cool.

#tog #throne of glass #sjm #sarah j maas #sjm universe #aelin galathynius #aelin ashryver galathynius #rowaelin #rowan whitethorn #celaena sardothien

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Aelin: Can someone give me examples of things that are useless?

Lorcan: *raises hand*

Aelin: Excellent! Any other examples?

Lorcan:

#throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #sjm #aelin ashryver galathynius #aelin galathynius #lorcan salvaterre #lord lorcan lochan #celaena sardothien

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rowaelin having a baby

Baby: F.... Fa....

Aelin: Father? You want your dad?

Baby: F.... FUCK Mave and Erawan.

Aelin:

Baby:

Aelin:

Baby:

Aelin: ROWAN COME QUICK, OUR CHILD IS A FUCKING GENIUS—

#throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #sjm #rowan whitethorn #aelin galythinius #aelin ashryver galathynius #rowaelin #celaena sardothien

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Aelin: I fucking hate Maeve!

Lysandra: Watch your language. There's a kid in the house.

Aelin: My bad.

Aelin: I fucking hate—

Aelin: *covers Evangeline's ears*

Aelin: —Maeve.

Manon: Nice save.

#throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #aelin galythinius #lysandra #manon blackbeak #celaena sardothien #sjm universe #sjm

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Aelin, Dorian, Chaol: *screaming*

Rowan, running into the room: What's wrong, Chaol?

Aelin: Why are you only asking Chaol? We're all screaming!

Rowan: Because Chaol doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You and Dorian, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

#tog #throne of glass #sarah j maas #aelin galythinius #celaena sardothien #rowan whitethorn #chaol westfall #dorian havilliard #rowaelin

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Manon: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Dorian: You are my reward, witchling.

~~~•~~~

Aelin: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Rowan: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

#throne of glass #tog #sarah j maas #aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #rowaelin #manon blackbeak #dorian havilliard #manorian

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Lysandra: The kids downstairs challenged us to a water balloon fight.

Fenrys: I'm in!

Dorian: Me too!

Aelin: Hold up. Just waiting for the water to boil.

Rowan: *sighs* Fireheart, no—

#rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #aelin galythinius #tog #throne of glass #lysandra #fenrys moonbeam #rowaelin #sarah j maas

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Rowan: Well, you can't make everything like you. You're not Aelin.

Chaol: What?

Chaol: Not everyone likes Aelin.

Rowan: Who doesn't?

Lorcan: *clears throat* Um—

Rowan. Names, now. Give me their names.

#rowan whitethorn #chaol westfall #aelin galythinius #throne of glass #rowaelin #lorcan salvaterre #tog #sarah j maas

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The demigods of both camps always complaining about how their godly parents or any immortal deities doesn't pay any attention to them

And then there are THESE demigods:

Percy "kicked Ares's smug ass, asked Hermes to take him and Annabeth to Paris so they can go on a date, and is just fucking tired of the gods' attention" Jackson

Annabeth "having a bitch fight with Hera" Chase

Jason "called Zeus unwise and made a bargain with Kymopoleia" Grace

Piper "basically kicked Medea's ass" McLean

Leo "really pissed off Khione and dates a Titan goddess" Valdez

Frank "annoyed as fuck with Mars's and Ares's arguing in his head" Zhang

Hazel "got art materials from Pluto and an apprentice of Hecate" Levesque

Nico "constantly annoying Hades to death (no pun intended)" di Angelo

#rick riordan #heroes of olympus #incorrect percy quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo

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Stuff some people forget in PJO/HOO/TOA

• Percy can control blood

• Annabeth once resented Tyson

• Grover was the one who found Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Luke, Nico, and Bianca

• Bianca died because she wanted to get the Hades doll for Nico

• Jason is dead

• Piper hates using her charmspeak

• Percy and Frank are somehow related

• Calypso and Zoë are sisters

• Leo is dating a Titan goddess

• The goddess of misery called Nico perfect

• Zeus killed Nico's and Bianca's mom

• Percy debated staying in Ogygia

• The last time Leo and Jason saw each other was during the war against Gaia

• Hazel fought a giant by herself

• Percy sent Medusa's head to the Olympian gods

• Leo technically died

• Frank was suppose to die after the stick burned out

• Atlas killed his own daughter

• Hedge was the one who brought Clarisse to Camp Half-Blood

• Jason's death really haunted Lester/Apollo

• Silena was the spy (but she's still a hero)

• Beckendorf died in a fire

• Reyna is immortal now

• Annabeth considered joining the Hunters

• Someone has a statue of Gabe

• Percy and Annabeth probably died in Tartarus if it weren't for Bob

• Nico uses McDonald's to raise the dead

• Hazel is supposed to be dead but was resurrected

• Dam

• Octavian is a jerk

• Jason once saved Percy underwater

• Frank "giant goldfish" Zhang

• Persephone once turned Nico into a flower

• Hades, Nico, and their skeletal army saved everyone's asses during the battle of Manhattan

#rick riordan #incorrect percy quotes #pjo #hoo #toa #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #calypso #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #zoe nightshade #reyna ramirez arellano #camp jupiter #camp half blood #grover underwood #gleeson hedge #clarisse la rue #silena beauregard #charles beckendorf #rachel elizabeth dare #nico di angelo #will solace #bianca di angelo #luke castellan

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Annabeth: Percy! Why didn't you tell us that Zeus's lighting bolt was in your bag?!

Percy: Because I wanted us to fail.

Annabeth:

Grover:

Percy: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW--

#incorrect percy quotes #percy jackson #rick riordan #annabeth chase #percabeth #camp half blood #pjo text post #hoo #heroes of olympus #jason grace #piper mclean #nico di angelo #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #thalia grace #rachel elizabeth dare #reyna arellano

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Looks like a cinnamon roll, but can kill you: Lysandra, Dorian

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Elide, Yrene, Chaol

Looks like can kill you, but is a cinnamon roll: Rowan, Lorcan, Fenrys, Gavriel, Aedion

Looks like can kill you, would kill you: Aelin, Nesryn, Manon

#tog #throne of glass #sarah j maas #sjm #celaena sardothien #aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #rowaelin #lysandra #dorian havilliard #elide lochan #yrene towers #chaol westfall #lorcan salvaterre #fenrys #gavriel #aedion ashryver #nesryn faliq #manon blackbeak

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Celaena Sardothien: A Summary

Sam: I love you. I only said that I hate you to hide my true feelings.

Celaena: Aww, I love you too! We could leave Rifthold and start a new and peaceful life without Arobynn--

Celaena: Oh shit, why did you die???

Celaena: *spends a year in Endovier*

Dorian: I think you're pretty.

Celaena: Hm, I want to kiss you.

Dorian: I love you.

Celaena: Eh. Too princely.

Chaol: *flirts, kind of*

Celaena: *flirts back*

Chaol: I... I may, um, love you?

Celaena: Eh. Too loyal to the king.

Celaena: *gets sent to Wendlyn*

Celaena: Ugh, finally. No more boy drama. I just have to figure out how to--

Rowan: You are a worthless coward and you would've been more useful if you died ten years ago.

Celaena: Stupid, arrogant, immortal bastard.

Celaena: I WANT IT

#tog #throne of glass #sarah j maas #celaena sardothien #aelin galythinius #rowan whitethorn #rowaelin #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #sam cortland #aedion ashryver

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What if Tamlin didn't help the other High Lords and Feyre to bring back Rhysand?

#sarah j maas #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #acomaf #acowar #feyre archeron #rhysand #morrigan #amren #cassian #azriel #elain archeron #nesta archeron #tamlin #night court #feysand

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Young Percy Jackson priding himself on being a good swimmer, and finding out it's only because of his dad. Young Jason Grace priding himself on being unafraid of heights, and finding out it's only because of his dad. Young Nico di Angelo priding himself on being unafraid of the dark, and finding out it's only because of his dad. Young Annabeth Chase priding herself on being smart, and finding out that it's only because of her mom. Young Piper McLean priding herself on being able to escape certain unwanted situations, and finding out it's only because of her mom. Young Silena Beauregard priding herself on being beautiful, and finding out it's only because of her mom. Young Leo Valdez & Charlie Beckendorf priding themselves on being good at crafting and forging, and finding out it's only because of their dad. Young Luke Castellan priding himself on being witty, and finding out it's only because of his dad. Young Clarisse La Rue priding herself on being brave, and finding out it's only because of her dad. Young Katie Gardener priding herself on having a green thumb, and finding out it's only because of her mom. A random young Apollo kid priding himself on being good at archery, and finding out it's only because of his dad. A random Dionysus kid priding herself on having an unholy high alcohol tolerance, and finding out it's only because of her dad. A random young Iris kid who somehow prided himself on having an unhealthy addiction with rainbow-colored objects, and finding out it's only because of his mom. A random young Nike kid who prided herself on being victorious, and finding out it's only because of her mom.

#rick riordan #greek mythology #camp half blood #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #annabeth chase #piper mclean #leo valdez #chb #jason grace #nico di angelo #clarrise la rue #luke castellan #silena beauregard #charles beckendorf

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Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus/Trials of Apollo heartbreaking scenes

“Stars,” she whispered. “I can see the stars again, my lady.”

A tear trickled down Artemis’s cheek. “Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight.”

“Stars,” Zoë repeated. Her eyes fixed on the night sky. And she did not move again.

- The Titan's Curse, PJO #3 (Chapter 18)

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“It seems so cruel,” she continued. “We lose someone and finally get them back, only to lose them again.”

- The Tyrant's Tomb, TOA #4 (Chapter 41)

~~ • ~~

As the former praetor and the emperor charged past each other, Jason met my eyes across the ruined throne room. His expression told me his plan with perfect clarity. Like me, he had decided that Piper McLean would not die tonight. For some reason, he had decided that I must live too.

He yelled again, “GO! Remember!”

- The Burning Maze, TOA #3 (Chapter 33)

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“Frank!” I sobbed.

He glanced over, silently ordering me: GO.

I could not bear it. Not again. Not like Jason. I was dimly aware of Commodus struggling to crawl toward me, to grab my ankles.

Frank raised his piece of firewood to Caligula’s face. The emperor fought and thrashed, but Frank was stronger—drawing, I suspected, on everything that remained of his mortal life.

“If I’m going to burn,” he said, “I might as well burn bright. This is for Jason.”

- The Tyrant's Tomb, TOA #4 (Chapter 36)

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Blood trickled from the corner of her mouth. She croaked, “Family, Luke. You promised.”

- The Last Olympian, PJO #5 (Chapter 19)

~~ • ~~

“We can get ambrosia,” Grover said. “We can—”

“Grover,” Luke gulped. “You’re the bravest satyr I ever knew. But no. There’s no healing. . . .” Another cough.

He gripped my sleeve, and I could feel the heat of his skin like a fire. “Ethan. Me. All the unclaimed. Don’t let it . . . Don’t let it happen again.”

His eyes were angry, but pleading too.

“I won’t,” I said. “I promise.”

Luke nodded, and his hand went slack.

The gods arrived a few minutes later in their full war regalia, thundering into the throne room and expecting a battle.

What they found were Annabeth, Grover, and me standing over the body of a broken half-blood, in the dim warm light of the hearth.

“Percy,” my father called, awe in his voice. “What . . . what is this?”

I turned and faced the Olympians.

“We need a shroud,” I announced, my voice cracking. “A shroud for the son of Hermes.”

- The Last Olympian, PJO #5 (Chapter 19)

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There was a knock on the door, and Nico di Angelo came huffing into the parlor, his cheeks bright red from the cold.

He was smiling, but he looked around anxiously. “Hey! Where’s . . . where’s my sister?”

- The Titan's Curse, PJO #3 (Chapter 20)

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“You promised you would protect her,” Nico said.

He might as well have stabbed me with a rusty dagger.

It would’ve hurt less than reminding me of my promise.

“Nico,” I said. “I tried. But Bianca gave herself up to save the rest of us. I told her not to. But she—”

“You promised!”

- The Titan's Curse, PJO #3 (Chapter 20)

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Silena took a heavy, painful breath. “Forgive me.”

“You’re not dying,” Clarisse insisted.

“Charlie . . .” Silena’s eyes were a million miles away. “See Charlie . . .”

She didn’t speak again.

Clarisse held her and wept. Chris put a hand on her shoulder.

Finally Annabeth closed Silena’s eyes.

“We have to fight.” Annabeth’s voice was brittle. “She gave her life to help us. We have to honor her.”

Clarisse sniffled and wiped her nose. “She was a hero, understand? A hero.”

- The Last Olympian, PJO #5 (Chapter 17)

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He understood how dangerous oaths could be. But Leo didn’t care.

"I’m coming back for you, Calypso," he said to the night wind. "I swear it on the River Styx."

- The House of Hades, HOO #4 (Chapter 52)

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I didn’t know what to say. We all just stood there, stunned, as Leo gave us hugs.

“Man, what’s up with you guys?” he asked. “Somebody hit you with a flash grenade? So, I got good news and bad news from New Rome, but first…” He scanned our faces. His expression began to crumble. “Where’s Jason?”

- The Burning Maze, TOA #3 (Chapter 46)

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Nico’s voice was like broken glass. "I–I wasn’t in love with Annabeth."

"You were jealous of her," Jason said. "That’s why you didn’t want to be around her. Especially why you didn’t want to be around… him. It makes total sense."

All the fight and denial seemed to go out of Nico at once. The darkness subsided. The Roman dead collapsed into bones and crumbled to dust.

"I hated myself," Nico said. "I hated Percy Jackson."

- The House of Hades, HOO #4 (Chapter ??)

#rick riordan #pjo #hoo #toa #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #calypso #reyna ramirez arellano #nico di angelo #will solace #lester papadopoulos #meg mcaffery #percabeth #jasper #caleo #solangelo