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Ep 1 of the fifth season of My Hero:
Tamaki: People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It’s literally my only goal for most of the day.
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Did you guys think I was done talking about this?
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how i imagine the reveal going (i’m thinking of the twitter au on tik tok if yk what that is lmao)
chat noir fan girl 1: anyone who isn’t attracted to chat noir IS chat noir. there is no exception.
marinette: aww you guys got me! i’m chat noir-
chat fan girl 2: what about ladybug?
adrien: guess that cats out of the bag 😕 i’m ladybug
gabriel: i can’t believe it- my own son ladybug?!
nathalie: wrong account sir
hawk moth: my bad🤦‍♂️
ladybug: as much as i- uh admire you adrien please don’t pretend to be me ❤️ out identities remain a secret
chat: i don’t mind if you claim to be me purrincess😉
ladybug: chat it was a joke-
tikki: LADYBUG why are you speaking for MARINETTE
marinette: ahaha chat you’re so funny
chat: i’m a little hurt you don’t think i’m even a bit handsome tho 😞
marinette: neither does adrien!!
chat: why does everyone love that guy so much 🙄
adrien: no offense chat noir but you’re puns are lame, my good friend marinette will tell you
ladybug: your good friend marinette 😀
tikki: LADYBUG
marinette: ahaha yea chat what adrien said ehehe
max: are you fucking kidding me-
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ouch.
I feel like Dionysus really knows the name of every camper at Camp Half-Blood, but he's immortal and they tend to die young. Getting their names wrong has become a coping mechanism for him to not get attached.
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can we please not have girls shaming each other for the kind of underwear they wear 😐 what the fuck. you’re not better or more mature because you wear thongs 😐 you’re not better and more modest if you wear boy short or hipster or whatever the fuck. i can’t believe that needs to be said. “tHeYrE jUsT uNcOmFoRtAbLe” no one said you had to wear them. this goes with either side. no one fucking cares. i get having a complex i have one myself but holy fucking shit. y’all make everything a competition and it’s lame asf 😐
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REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR  A BOY  READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION
I’m trying to make a point to a friend
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Happy Almost 2021, Tumblr. You made it. With only two more days to go and some hope for help on the horizon, it’s time to bid farewell to a little hellhole we like to call 2020. While we can’t all blow up an effigy of 2020, we’re suggesting a dumpster fire. You read that right. Let’s burn away the worst of twelve months few of us will forget in a hurry. Consider this your very own personal dumpster. What will you burn?
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Draw, paint, or copy and paste the trash you want to take out, and share your dumpster using the #Tumblr Tuesday tag!
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#agsihsjsus #whattheactualfuck
Gray: Bite me.
Natsu: In a sexy way or cannibalistic way?
Gray: Cannibalism can be sexy if you aren’t a coward.
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Chat Noir: I’m the bad cop, Ladybug’s the good cop
Akumatized Villain: Really? I’d honestly expect it to be the other wa-
Ladybug, standing behind Chat Noir: [giving the villain the stare]
Akumatized Villain: Y-Yes yes I now see it you are the bad cop yes
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Annabeth: Is this glass half full or half empty?
Percy: well that depends if you poured some out which in that case it's half empty but if you filled it up halfway then it's half full 😌
Annabeth: I didn't need a full on essay 👁️👄👁️
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hey y’all i’m not dead i’ve j been busy w school! also for all my miraculous fans the special is premiering at 8:00 EST on Disney Channel so... yeah ur welcome :)
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hi ik this probably won’t be canon but can we all agree it is? thanks so much
When Apollo gets back to Olympus he starts teaching “how to be mortal” courses and no one shows up at first because “why would we possibly need to understand something so beneath us Apollo” and he gets really sad so Artemis starts going because it’s ridiculous but he’s her brother it’s the least she could do and then Poseidon starts attending because he wants to understand Percy better and then Athena because she loves learning and then Hermes because he wants to know where he went so wrong with Luke and slowly most of the gods start attending and they all actually start evolving and becoming better people and better parents to their children and none of the demigods understand what happened that made their parents so cool all of a sudden but they just roll with it
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i love my trans and enby followers!!! you all are valid as fuck
since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…
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reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
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along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!
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YES
THE SEVEN + REYNA, NICO AND WILL
IN PIRATE OUTFITS
goodbye
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I SWEAR TO THE GODS
I was gonna say how Magnus is such a gentleman, because he respected Samirah and Amir’s culture, religion and practices, when I realised that’s basic fucking manners. Honestly the bar is so low, next I’ll be saying how Zeus a gentleman for existing
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sometimes i think “what if i’m not really bi and i’m just faking it” but then i remember that one scene from Victorious season three episode one.
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THE FACT THAT THIS IS A THING ALONE MAKES ME BISEXUAL I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT IT-
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Imagine Sally is known by all the older campers and becomes a mother figure to them all (even the ones with goddesses for a mum)
Imagine a new camper coming to Camp and for some unknown reason talks shit about Sally.
Imagine all the older campers getting pissy and purposefully being assholes. Especially Clarisse because the kid was from her cabin. She was so angry.
Imagine this kid getting a lecture from all the older campers. Being taught why Sally must be respected and his the mother figure for all at camp, especially this kids without a good mother figure.
Imagine Percy finding out this kid talked shit bout his mum.
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