demons-incorrect-alw
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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.
demons-incorrect-alw · 2 hours ago
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Macavity: Not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.
*is loved*
Macavity: Evil again.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 6 hours ago
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Munkustrap: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Skimbleshanks: I saw a frog on the sidewalk yesterday.
Munkustrap: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 9 hours ago
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Victoria: I don't know how to tell you this, Misto, but you're in love with me.
Mr. Mistoffelees: What? ...Oh my God, I am!
Bombalurina: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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demons-incorrect-alw · 22 hours ago
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Tumblebrutus: Every Ross I’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler.
Jemima: Someone translate this.
Etcetera: Every Yamcha I’ve ever met thinks he’s a Goku.
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Plato: Pain is easy. Just imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe!
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Mr. Mistoffelees: Bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite Mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm. My dad is having an affair.
*later*
Mr. Mistoffelees: Dad brought me the promised burrito just now so here’s my obligatory apology exonerating him from infidelity. Actually, that burrito was fantastic. I’m inclined to think my dad has never had sex in his life.
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Munkustrap: Oh, come on, don’t pout. I’m sorry I ruined your joke.
The Rum Tum Tugger: I’m not pouting, I’m brooding. Which is how sexy men pout.
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Macavity: My most prized possessions are my most despised enemies.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 2 days ago
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The Rum Tum Tugger: Why are you so shy?
Demeter: Relax. I just met you two years ago.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 2 days ago
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Mungojerrie: Do you ever make a really dumb mistake, and all you can do is try to distract yourself and everyone around you from said mistake?
Skimbleshanks: Mungojerrie, we see the fire, we just want to know what your intentions were.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 3 days ago
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Mr. Mistoffelees: I’m not shy. I just don’t like talking to you.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 3 days ago
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Mungojerrie: *rolling down the window* How may I help you, Skimbleshanks?
Skimbleshanks: GET OUT OF THE TRAIN!
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demons-incorrect-alw · 3 days ago
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Macavity: Do you even like me?
Demeter: Of course I do.
Macavity: Name one thing you like about me.
Demeter: ...Your other mate.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 3 days ago
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Mungojerrie: Are you from tennis shoes? 'cuz you’re the only ten I shoes.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 4 days ago
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Macavity: Axe evasion. I throw axes at you and you try to dodge them. The game ends when either your luck runs out or I run out of axes.
Old Deuteronomy: How many axes do you have?
Macavity: You’re about to find out.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 4 days ago
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Coricopat: Are you a dom or sub?
Mungojerrie: I love Dominos and Subway, but it really just depends on the night and what I'm feelin’.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 4 days ago
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Tumblebrutus: They should rephrase tongue-twisters to be easier to say.
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demons-incorrect-alw · 4 days ago
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Mungojerrie: This math stuff isn’t gonna help us in the real world.
*years later*
Skimbleshanks: Okay, lift on three.
Mungojerrie: Oh shit.
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