this sentence makes me hopping mad. WHAT R U TRYING TO TELL ME
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I keep thinking about this guy I saw in Dallas.
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Big day for the EoG fandom
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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES
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i've been in the desert for too long
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if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”
but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”
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Left: Susuwatari, Studio Ghibli. 1988.
Right: Baths of Musiciolus, Ostia Antica. ca. 200 CE
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list of ablatives with rankings
ablative of separation: classic. simple but elegant. she knows what she's about and we love to see her. 7/10
ablative absolute: queen of the ablatives. expressive. versatile. dare i say sexy? she has the range. 10/10
ablative of source and material: it's fine i guess. kind of a pain in the ass to remember when it wants a preposition
ablative of accompaniment: haha you said cum 8/10
ablative of agent: holding hands with the passive voice. they're girlfriends to me. love wins 9/10
ablative of place where: i miss the locative 3/10
ablative of degree of difference: i'll be honest i just like saying this. but that correlative comparative? chefs kiss 7.5/10
ablative of price: what the fuck is this shit? -1/10
ablative of means: love her. another classic, simple ablative. she encompasses so much and doesn't even need a preposition. 7/10
ablative of manner: wishes she was means. also i keep forgetting about her ngl. 4/10
ablative of respect: greek did it better with the accusative 2/10
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I've been reading Emily Wilson's translation of The Iliad and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.
Not enough people appreciate that Athena pulls Achilles hair to stop him from attacking Agamemnon. I'd like to think, had they been invented, she would have used a spray bottle.
Also, I know that my illustration of the Athena and Achilles scene is more generically classically inspired, and the Aphrodite and Helen illustration uses Bronze Age aesthetics. They're not meant to exist sequentially, I'm just vibin'.
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dude you should have been at the club last night it was insane. the dj was playing the lament and funeral of hector from the iliad and everyone was beating their breasts and tearing open their garments. at the end we all built up a funeral pyre in the middle of the dance floor and set it aflame. we were all feeling the inherent human connection through millennia old poetry, it was wild
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from the introduction to emily wilsons translation of the iliad
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