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fbi open up // my hero academia (social media au) [completed]

amongst search histories and private youtube videos

bakugo katsuki x fem!reader

genre: university/college au, fluff, crack, angst

warnings: swearing, sexual themes, adult stuff in general, jokes about dying, bakugo, slow burn, violence

disc: all pictures i used were found on pinterest and belong to their respective artists! i’ve only watermarked edits i’ve made!

taglist closed! thank you for your interest, reblogs are appreciated! <3

part one: todoroki shoto step on me

part two: squash me with your biceps

part three: this isn't about you anymore

part four: you can't threaten me with a good time

part five: we don't ice our drinks like pussies

part six: say sike rn

part seven: they're not so nice anymore

part eight: i'll do anything for a spicy man

part nine: payback for puking on my shoes

part ten: teasing AND threatening

part eleven: i'll cut you

part twelve: how is he hotter when i'm sober

part thirteen: like some eboy

part fourteen: i don't really care if you're into turtle porn

part fifteen: "what i want shinsou hitoshi for"

part sixteen: bakugo this is not a drill

part seventeen: everybody press the red button

part eighteen: please put the baby aside

part nineteen: you're a menace to society, cupcake

part twenty: i haven't invited you yet babe

part twenty-one: oh

part twenty-two: you don't mean anything to me

part twenty-three: can't a girl crave some ramen

part twenty-four: being a bitch for bitch's sake

part twenty-five: hiding in your room like pussies

part twenty-six: what, no cupcake?

part twenty-seven: i'll break all your teeth

part twenty-eight: i’m not whipped

part twenty-nine: it’s not very baby of you

part thirty: be my girlfriend

part thirty-one: who do you want?

part thirty-two: he says he doesn’t care

part thirty-three: a knife in my bedside drawer

part thirty-four: bubbly fun wheat juice

part thirty-five: can't cut carrots for shit though

part thirty-six: i'm going on a bird hunt

part thirty-seven: get in line bakuhoe (written)

part thirty-eight: don't be the dumbass now, love

part thirty-nine: i think my boyfriend's been kidnapped

bonus part forty: love you too babe

afterword

thanks for reading!

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synopsis - in light of a major controversy that causes his fan support to dwindle significantly, katsuki bakugou is forced to do anything possible to garner back the affection of his fans before the announcement of the year’s hero rankings. katsuki has two options: either "date" japan’s most-adored social media star, in hopes of her amazing reputation bringing up his, or kiss that #1 spot goodbye. it’s a no-brainer what he chooses. and it shouldn’t matter at all, right? it’s a fake relationship. nothing more, nothing less.

pairing - katsuki bakugou x fem!reader

genre - fluff + (i’m gonna throw in a couple of funnies)

status - ongoing

started - january 23rd, 2024

ended -

y/n’s angels i survived UA High

[01: that time he fucked up]

[02: that time there was a clean up crew]

[03: that time she agreed]

[04: that time the ball got rolling]

[05: that time they all reacted]

[06: that time she had free reign]

#IM TWEAKING PLEASE COME HOME

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synopsis - in which, izuku midoriya, class 2A’s resident sweetheart, agrees to help you catch the eye of your crush, the infamously stoic, shoto todoroki. it should be easy enough, right? izuku is todoroki’s best friend and feelings aren’t that hard to catch. that might just be the problem.

pairing - midoriya izuku x fem!reader (ft. a dash of todoroki shoto x fem!reader)

genre - crack + fluff + a pinch of angst :)

status - completed

started - august 8th, 2022

ended - january 4th, 2024

an: midoriya izuku getting the recognition he deserves.

y/n and her 5 disciples                      the problem children

[chapter 1: the one with the announcement]

[chapter 2: the one with the loser with no date]

[chapter 3: the one with the ridiculous plan]

[chapter 4: the one where he messages her first]

[chapter 5: the one where it’s 3 o’clock in the morning]

[chapter 6: the one where she has another brilliant idea]

[chapter 7: the one where he’s given a warning]

[chapter 8: the one with the trial date]

[chapter 9: the one with the consequences of the trial date]

[chapter 10: the one where he has to get over it.]

[chapter 11: the one where something’s wrong with y/n.]

[chapter 12: the one where she changes her mind]

[chapter 13: the one where she realizes]

[chapter 14: the one where the pieces start falling together]

[chapter 15: the one where she reviews music]

[chapter 16: the one where he ends things with her ]

[chapter 17: the one where he realizes]

[chapter 18: the one where they face the music]

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summary: in which, izuku midoriya, class 2A’s resident sweetheart, agrees to help you catch the eye of your crush, the infamously stoic, shoto todoroki. it should be easy enough, right? izuku is todoroki’s best friend and feelings aren’t that hard to catch. that might just be the problem

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[taglist: closed] @cozy-dolly @apple9i3 @escadolle @moonshineandclearskies @awizuku @local-space-quexn @rainypeachbakerygoth @moonlightbaby10 @dreamland03 @hiqhkey @kisakitwister @flamingi @tansyfleurwhisper @h0n3ysgh0st @keigopika @hazelnutdreaming @whatamidoing89 @stqrgr7

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5 YEARS LATER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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FUN FACT: midoriya has had this proposal in his back pocket ever since you guys graduated UA, he just wanted to crack the top 3 of the hero ranks because he wanted to be a husband you could be proud of. he’s just the cutest.

FUN FACT #2: they’re are a lot of callbacks to the first few chapters in this one, do know what they are?

FUN FACT #3: this is the last fun fact i’ll send your way in this smau. :)

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[taglist contd.] @adoringizu @charmingizu @killerqueen84 @imjustasimpxd @mehhhhhd @l0svers @charliepoopyfart @cocoa-bitter @itgetzweird08 @todomaniac​ @drugs-for-memes @3mcmarvelisruthless​ @mrsgrantspector @pastel-prynce @leathernourishingshoepolish @bruh-tato-chip @izukuisbaby @motzgurke @randombabywitch @xiaos-wif3 @deanstolemydragon @naladarkclouds @madebytinypals @beingbrokenfitsus @simplysaiyan @yes-imma-simppppppp @deitysnips @deeplightgarden @thesheepwithclaws @madamslayyy

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING, AND LIKING AND COMMENTING. IT HAS BEEN AN HONOUR TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU. <333

-jen <3

#you cooked so hard PLEASE

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🫖~ hello, all! today i have a silly idea and tbh it’s like 3am so im just gonna get it out of my system😭😭

✧༺💚༻∞ black!reader, gn!reader

𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐱𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 “𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢’𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤?” 😭😭☠️

gon

“What? No, of course not! Don’t be silly, Y/N!”

killua

“Yes, you bald monkey.” (he will then pause for a second before quickly explaining that he is joking.)

kurapika

*long sigh*

leorio

“Will you stop trying to make me sound racist already?!”

canary

“Get real.”

illumi

“I don’t much care about your racial background, Y/N.”

alluka

(actually starts freaking out and you have to tell her that you were only kidding) “Huh? What? No, no, no, of course not! I didn’t mean to…”

hisoka

“Oh, dear, you’ve got me.” (insert wry smile here)

chrollo

“Uh…”

nobunaga

“Obviously.”

machi

“Are you seriously playing this card right now?”

shizuku

“Ha, ha. Very funny, Y/N.”

pakunoda

“…no.”

phinks

“Damn, I thought it was obvious. Should I have thrown in a slur?”

feitan

(very uncomfortably long side eye)

franklin

“Hilarious.”

uvogin

“Definitely.”

shalnark

“Y/N, you are making me uncomfortable.”

#CANARY GET REAL #IM FUCKING CRYING

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say sike right now

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detective activities

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Fangsplaining ‘Sonic Superstars’

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pomni: why does the moon call u babygirl

#OMG CREATIVE

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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

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i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

#sweeney todd #it is not a story of hate it is a story of love from literally every angle #anthony and johanna.. duh #toby and mrs lovett.. duh #mrs lovett does what she does for todd out of love for him and hope he will one day appreciate her like she wants #and sweeney is driven to kill by his love for lucy #does he hate turpin slash beadle ? oh absolutely #but would he if not for lucy #hm.

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#i'm ur friend too mr todd :3

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sweeney todd making that "the closest shave i ever gave" joke TWICE in the span of like. a week really proves that underneath all of the trauma and rage and murderous tendencies and such, he is, at his core, a man who would have made terrible dad jokes every day of his life had he not been sent to jail. you just know one day toby was like "okay i'm done cleaning up" or whatever and he went "hi done cleaning up" without even thinking about it

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“I don’t need therapy because my comfort characters are my therapy” and it turns out the comfort characters in question are the ones who need therapy the most

#sweeney todd #in love w him for no reason