depressedsexmachinery

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@taylorswift pls make me your pet cat. I'll lick you hand and even walk on 4 legs and give you sass when you're petting me. I'll drink water from a bowl and lick myself clean for method acting reasons. Pls. I JUST DONT WANNA MISS OUT ON JOEXTAYLOR MOMENTS. 🐱

#taylornation #taylorstans #taylor swift #taylena #selenadaily #selenaylosdinos #lovertayswift #lover taylor swift

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If identical twins are really identical, then are their pee pees identical too? 🤔

#pee pee boy #dank memes #funny #memes #lmao what #help lmao #lolz #lol #roflmao #rofl #lmao yeet #lmao bye #me and my dick #penis size #penis #super dank #dank af #gen z humor #gen z kids

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Bro code 101❤️🤜🏿🤛🏻

@justthememes1

#brocode #dank memes #super dank #dankest memes #funny #memes #help lmao #lmao what #rofl #roflmao #lol #lolz #me and my dick

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Singles got hands. That's better🥱

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My milkshake brings all the gorls to the yard.

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Omlwhathefucwhatis. And to think I misjudged them nice poeple.

Ngl Dudley's mom was kinda hot🥵. I ain't ever seen two pretty sisters. It's always one of em that gotta be ugly. Lily was pretty but daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. God took his time building Dudleymama.

#harry/draco #harrymort #harry poter #voldemort #lord voldemort #harry potter #hermoine granger #draco malfoy #dumbledore x grindelwald #fantastic beats and where to find them #horcrux #actor #books & libraries #dank memes #memes #johnny depp #amber turd

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I want @SelenaGomez to batista bomb me so she can break my back like she's breaking my heart because we ain't seeing her being active on her social.

😕😕

#selenadaily #actor #gomez #selena gomez #celebrities #celebs #Breakmybackbbgorl #rare beauty

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Thought I was gonna be productive and complete my work..

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Just ate 47 cheese slices. I'm dying. Help

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Started out an hour ago thinking IDGAF about anything only to end up on my notes app. Welp I-