Yo. I got a gopnik tracksuit for Christmas, look out ladies, I'mma be drinking vodka on your lawn
Seems like it's about time to play a game of missing brain chemical roulette, which one will it be today?
Whelp I decided to get my shit together and live my life without self loathing. So see you guys at my next episode.
Yo. I'm learning german. And the most important thing I learned is that work (Arbeit) is feminine. And Tea (tee) is masculine.
The germans have known all along. Men should stay at home and drink tea while the women work. SUGAR MOMMA LIFEEE
Ahhhhhh I guess I'll just stop enjoying everything because you told me out of nowhere you weren't coming anymore and that you were going to your friends place. And then ignored my messages for 3 hours and acted like I need to leave you alone when you answered me.
Cuz fuck me right? I'm the shitty person for wanting to know where you are and if you're safe. That's my fuckin fault, my bad guess I'll just fuckin die
Man we need to bring back the guillotine, politicians are gettin waaaay too comfortable wasting money and fuckin shit up. Time to pay the piper motherfuckers, off with their heads.
Birds are dope, you should trust birds. Tell them your secrets and all the illegal activity you are engaging in.
Yo... school is p trash ngl. I'm not in school I just hate the concept. Let kids learn the real way, books and adventures with no supervision and a gun
Life shows it's true nature when you find your soulmate and you realize your still too broken to make them happy. I suppose I'll have to start rebuilding myself. Piece by miserable piece. For her. And hopefully one day I'll be rebuilding for me as well.
Life is a constant state of panic. addicted to my own struggles, but change is an unstoppable tide, I can bitterly curse its name for taking what I once had, or I can accept the pain I've been given, and move ever further into the surf with my head held high. I couldn't swim but I think I'm finally ready to learn.
Man. Existential crossroads in life are stressful,
Has anybody ever had a 3 day long anxiety attack before? Because I fully reccomend it. Totally puts every other sensation I've ever experienced into perspective
Lads... I'm alive and sweet christ. I saw her in pictures and I thought she was kinda cute, but dear lord is she bad at taking pictures, she was absolutely gorgeous, and kind, and sweet, and caring, and one of the most amazing people I've ever met. She was unbelieveable, I need to see her again, I need to be make this wonderful human being a part of my life... for the first time in a long time I want to be a better person for her. She is miles above anything I ever hoped she could be and I want to be a better person for her
Yooooooo ya boy got a date tonight, with a genuinely cute girl who, not to brag, but happens to be an incredibly smart, healthy, and all round competent human being. Not to mention she hit me up not the other way around.
Yo... you know what, my dumbass may be getting catfished... I'll keep you mfers updated, if you don't hear from me I've probably been harvested for organs.
Has anyone ever thought to themselves sheeeeiiit i should roll a two foot long cone? Cuz I think about it alot.
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I have only one urge left.
Two litres of coffee, and an entire notebook done, I've formally come to the realization school is a waste of time. Imma go make a bunch of money drivin a crane fuck this
We have only one option, mandatory drown proofing for all children. Can't drown if you've practiced it several hundred times
According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:
“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”
This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.
Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:
Head low in the water, mouth at water level
Head tilted back with mouth open
Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
Hair over forehead or eyes
Not using legs—vertical
Hyperventilating or gasping
Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
Trying to roll over on the back
Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.
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Me when my homie yells cuz I ate his poptarts
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Me when my homie eats my poptarts
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Well I've done it. I'm down 20lbs, my house is clean, I excercise daily, I've got straight a's in school, a promising career and a profitable side business, plenty of money to be comfortable and enjoy the things I enjoy and I'm only 22. You know what's funny? I'm miserable. I'm still anxious. I'm still depressed, I'm still neurotic and obsessive. Don't you ever tell your kids success will make them happy. That's a lie. Treating yourself with respect, getting the medicine they need, but only IF they need it, visiting a therapist regularly wether they think they need it or not, and preaching true communication throughout the family. That's the path to true emotional availability and happiness. Material success can only help so much.
Oh fuck right, this was supposed to be a shitpost blog... oops