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dereks-henley · 3 years
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RAFAEL SILVA Gay Times — June 2021 ph. Nathalia Vieira 
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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important PSA about when your car is smoking
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.
sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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🔮✨🏡🔜🔜🚪🔍🏠😊✨🔮
An emoji spell to move out soon and find a new, happier place to live.
Likes charge, reblogs cast!
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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you know what’s really genuinely unsettling? the degree to which men fucking do not want to sympathize with/be interested in women.
male audiences will happily watch a dozen superhero shows, but then something like Agent Carter or Supergirl turn up and they’re panned from the first trailer and have to struggle for ratings. male audiences will watch countless installments of a franchise as long as it’s about men doing man things but the second a character like Rey or Furiosa or god forbid four entire female Ghostbusters steps up and takes a position of prominence it’s “pandering sjw bullshit”.
it’s not pandering. men just aggressively don’t want to have to be invested in a woman’s narrative and it’s really gross.
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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FAKE ‘URGENT GOOGLE CHROME UPDATE’
I don’t know if this has made it’s way on tumblr yet, but after searching something on here, I went back to my dashboard and a site like this was redirected to me:
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Do NOT, under any circumstance, OPEN THE FILE WHEN IT WAS DOWNLOADED!
The website itself in the URL bar looks fishy enough as it is, I was lucky enough to delete the file and then check the internet to see of this was real, and multiple sites can confirm this is a virus!!!
Do NOT OPEN IT PLEASE, IT IS A VIRUS!!!
Instead, go to your downloads folder and delete it!!!! Then, until this has cleared up, PLEASE go to your Google Chrome settings, go to advanced settings, and check  “Ask Where to Save Each File Before Downloading” so that this doesn’t happen again!!!
Please, please, PLEASE signal boost so no one gets a yucky virus on their computer!!!!
(Picture Source x )
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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When you get tired of being strong, rest. It’s not wrong to breakdown once in a while. Have a little love for yourself.
juanlucio (via wnq-writers)
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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Me every morning: I am the tiredest princess in all the land
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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Yes. Good. (via)
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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TO ANYONE LIVING IN THE UK
There is a petition to try and call another referendum about the EU, with a rule asking for a 60% majority before a decision is made. Yes this is a shitty time, but hopefully there’s still a chance to fix things. The Leave campaign have already gone back on some of their promises before the referendum, so please, if you can, can you sign this? If we get 100 000 signatures parliament have to debate it, so please. Even if you’re not in the UK if you can share this to try and get it out there, that would be fantastic. Here’s the link:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”
Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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This is important.
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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Eighteen hours later.
Hate gets its running shoes on.
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dereks-henley · 8 years
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*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*
*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*
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