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no one ever talks about one of the best songs ever

#cronenberg's cra- (gun shots) #music

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#aes #the vampire chronicles

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you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.

#the bear #i remembered seeing this and it took me ages to find again so im reblogging for posterity

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Feeling inspired by the many shades of green in this stunning mosaic forest by artist Joanne Desheil.

#art #aes

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An American Werewolf In London (1981)

#films #an american werewolf in london

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Frank K. Morris (b. 1950) - Daycare, 1984

#aes

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Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.

#pride and prejudice #films

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Crash (1996)

#crash #films #david cronenberg

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Władysław T. Benda - The Villain (ca. 1915)

#aes #art

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#me at my school work

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Noelle Beck in Loving, 1990.

#aes

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my favorite genre of women is running from creepy castles/houses

#art #aes

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people will be like 'do your own research don't trust historians!!' ok see you in the archives then babygirl

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I saw a meme that was the trolley problem image captioned "the og Saw trap" and it took me like 10 minutes to get that they probably meant "the trolley problem is a Saw trap" and not "the first Saw trap was a trolley problem". Which is pretty funny because like the bathroom trap literally actually is a trolley problem. Like I get what you're saying but they very much did put Larry in a trolley problem.

#saw

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The French Dispatch (2021) | dir. Wes Anderson

#aes #films

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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

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Going back in time to when they crucified Jesus. Not to save him (I’m pro choice) but to climb up there and feed him Ibuprofen and mini m&ms from my slightly cupped palm. like one might feed sugar cubes to a horse.