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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.

Anyway, download Firefox.

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guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

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Me at Edward Twilight whenever he's in the same scene as Shilo

#rbing this while listening to the newest episode #GET AWAY FROM SHILO

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Wonderlust has started filming!

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"Kill

"Kill them with kindness!" WRONG!!!!!!! KUBA KENTA'S CURSE

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war never changes

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hello unassuming tumblr user. i am in front of you with big fucking paws. today is april 1st. are you prepared

#best feature ever

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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ghosting these knives? perchance!

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Lazy day in the Winnebago

+ speedpaint!!!!

#o em gee William wearing the knife shirt #I’m passing away this is so good #jrwi #just roll with it

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I don't think it should have been a crime to cut the edges off coins and then melt them down and resell them. maybe if y'all weren't so shit at making coins this wouldn't be a problem but listen gold is gold and if you hand me a shit ass coin all off-center with a bunch of fucking extra metal around the edges I'm cutting that shit right off and hocking it to the highest bidder. oh it's illegal you're stealing from the crown fuck off money isn't even real. this isn't my problem. do better next time shithead.

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ghostknife save me..... save me ghostknife.......

lineart under the cut !

i mostly make these versions for ig, but they're cool to me so you guys get to see them too :3

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Forgot to post my son here

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I do find it fascinating how transphobia is like, the canary in the coal mine for absolutely rancid political opinions, like no one is ever normal about everything EXCEPT trans people, it's always like indicative of some utterly wretched comorbidities

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you