dezemberzwolf

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

#lancelot #but like my one of him

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YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????

(SOURCE)

#NOOOOOOOOO WAY THAT THING IS NOT IN YEARS #WHY ARE HIS EARS SO GOTDAM BIG #HES A 1-2 EAR

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had a dream the other day that america decided to bring back the poena cullei (death penalty where you sew someone up in a sack with a bunch of animals and then throw the sack into a river) but only for us senators and so every senate meeting just devolved into people shouting "THE SACK! THE SACK!" whenever ted cruz talked

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milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

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The aroace brotherrrs

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GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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#TRANS PEOPLE DO GO CRAZY FOR BANJO FROG

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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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#puts urianger in this #fashion

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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

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Natural Calcite crystals “Flowers”

From Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil

Photo: Thomas Spann

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Sluts

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i have no clue what cocomelon is so whenever i see "you're doing some cocomelon shit to me" i just imagine like. saw traps

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Cant believe shadowbringers was so good it made me love a character with the most generic Mr Finalfantasy design (i mean intentionally so, to be fair) and. and his name is fucking 'ardbert'. Humiliating

#ffxiv