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People are saying that Tobey Maguire with the symbiote is more of a menace than Miguel from Spiderverse and that’s cap.

Tobey, after slapping Mary Jane: Oh my god, what have I done? *gets rid of the symbiote*

Meanwhile

A literal child: I just don’t want my dad to die! Please let me save hi-

Miguel: 

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Me after episode nine

Ok i know that to us it seems completely out of pocket that the parents would even consider agreeing to what Mr Groomer offered. But unfortunately, in50s although it was frown upon, such an agreement wasn't uncommon. I still live by my words: Conflicts need to happen in a story in hope of the story to be engaging.

I also want to point out something.

The girl that stepped in when Olivia and Mr Groomer ( i refuse to remember his real name) where together in the classroom. She was clearly infatuated with him. He acted standoffish, but why do i have the feeling that he acted that way only because Olivia was there?

I have a theory.

He actually has a bunch of young impressionable girls wrapped around his fingers. Olivia is just the only one he was caught with. So he then found himself a random adult woman to cover for a bit and save his reputation while Olivia's sinked, that way she would be the more vulnerable. Then he slowly starts to treat her different, gives her more permission, a special treatment, and then when the time is right ZACK he "leaves" the cover woman to rush after Olivia so she can see him as a romantic hero.

Also the girl that stepped in his classroom? She was a poc girl. How much are you willing to bet that he targeted poc girls specifically because he knows that they aren't as "guarded" as white girls. They already have a poor reputation because of their origins.

This is also solidified by the question "How old where your parents when they got married?" Because (This is a generalization and based on racism of the time) there was the idea that people of ethnic backgrounds did immoral things like marring super young. He knows that her culture will allow him to slide right in. And he is also a well set white men in the 50. The parents probably both see this as a chance for Olivia of a better life, and know that He could completely ruin them if he wanted to.

And also " It wouldn't be the first time this happened" HE DID RESEARCH. HE KNOWS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT!!

I truly hope that next episode he gets exposed with a bunch of other maybe even younger girls come forward to say "You said you loved me!!" And everyone will see him for what he is.

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SOOOOO I’m a bookworm and I think I 𝘔𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 have a slight peter pan reteling obsession

That idee I got bc I already have a Peter Pan retelling at home (from Disney: a twisted tale) and I’m about to buy 3 more Peter Pan retellings (Lost boy by Christina Henry, A worthy opponent by Katee Robert & Lost I the neverwoods by Aiden Thomas)

And a Robin Hood retelling and ONE (1) fake dating book

#bookworm #reading #Peter Pan retellings #buying books #slight obsession #books #retellings #really I think it’s starting to be a problem #just kinda with retelling in general #help?!? #but not really

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Okay I’ve seen aus with Jet going to the Boiling Rock after Ba Sing Se and aus where Zuko fights Azula and gets sent to the Boiling Rock, but, consider, both

They both get arrested and Zuko has to explain to Jet that yes, he’s a firebender, and yes he’s the prince of the fire nation, and yes he hunted the avatar across the whole world, but he’s totally good now and Jet has to process that he tried to recruit the literal fire prince into his gang

Zuko gets thrown into the cooler very regularly, almost as much as Jet gets put in solitary, because they rarely last more than ten minutes in the same room before Jet tries to start a brawl. After a while he’s not even angry, it’s just kinda boring in prison and Zuko fights good

Suki recognises Zuko immediately, but after she hears why he’s in prison and watches Jet almost throw him off a ledge several times, she decides to forgive him

Thus starts the weirdest friendship trio ever

They actually work really well together, because Suki supplies the group brain cell, Jet gives them terrible ideas, and Zuko carries them out

The other prisoners and some of the guards quickly recognise that the three most dangerous inmates are teenagers, and now that they’re working together, all they can do is pray. They all end up teaching each other fighting forms they know, and Suki discovers Zuko is a total avatar nerd and thinks Kyoshi was the best avatar since Wan (she approves of his assessment)

Suki plays the ‘you burned down my village’ card exactly once. Jet uses ‘you burned down Suki’s village’ almost daily to get Zuko to do things

Sokka arrives looking for his dad and spots Suki in the yard distracting a guard while Jet keeps watch and Zuko steals his keys. He thinks they’re actually planning a break out, but no, Jet just wanted to fuck with the guards and see if Zuko could melt metal

(They’ve tried escaping, but Suki usually stops them because Jet suggests tying all their blankets together, stealing a messenger hawk and training it to tie the rope to a rock across the boiling lake and climbing across that. Zuko, who has never had a plan beyond ‘break into the maximum security stronghold and go from there’, is 100% on board)

When Hakoda arrives and the other inmates warn him not to piss off the three teenage prisoners, he thinks they’re joking. They’re not. He reevaluates when he sees Jet start a riot in less than ten seconds, Suki kidnap the warden, and Zuko break the gondola lever and jump across a boiling lake

Sokka comes back from his fishing trip with four missing people and no fish

Bonus: Suki: “this is my boyfriend Sokka and his boyfriend Zuko and his boyfriend Jet”

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siblings stealing each others fits and making fun of each other. thats all

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more sibling clothes swap.. fire edition

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So I’m waiting for my English lesson to begin online and …

This is what is on my screen.……

Welcome to the English language

(Ps I’m sorry I don’t know how to turn the picture)

#welcome to the English language #its bullshit #English is wierd #waiting for my online class to start #the fact that this is correct English #fuck English

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Haven’t done any warpaint!Captain Arthur in a while! 

Arthur and Morgana are both chasers for their teams (Morgana plays a lethal substitute beater though). 99% of the time they play a clean game - until they cross paths with eachother on the pitch. 

Aggressive Hufflepuff Arthur

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week 5 pthon bonus: Time Travel!! ft. more gratuitous Aggressive Hufflepuff Arthur cause apparently i can’t stop shoehorning my own dumb au into things

Headcanon that Merlin is and always has been super powerful in every universe, which is my excuse for how a third-year can accidentally time-travel hundreds of years into the past. Arthur’s just stoked that he used to be king.

Camelot!Merlin finds a way to send them back safe and sound, and Hogwarts!Merlin and Hogwarts!Arthur wake up thinking it was all just a hallucination brought on by too much exposure to a pair of Prof. Sprout’s flapping fever ferns. 

Next year, when they’re 14, Arthur asks Merlin out on their first date to Hogsmeade, and still years later Merlin finds that Arthur really will end up with thick forearms, among other things.

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You wanna know what I hate

When parents ask you to do something they have been nagging you about for days, weeks, maybe even a few months. Then you’re FINALLY doing said thing they asked you to do (without a reminder) and then they come and ask you to do something else that needs to be done that moment. It can’t wait until you’re done, nooooo it’s need to be done now, while your in the middle of doing the thing THEY asked you to do.

#parents #annoying #doing things #parents are annoying #the fuck people #whyyyyyy #rant(-ish) #uuugh

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Here’s the livestream clip about the potential Nico and Hunters of Artemis books for my fellow trash human beings~

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alright random nico headcannons bc i’m bored:

• he once broke into a museum to try and animate a dinosaur skeleton only to find out the display ones are mostly made of plaster and uhhh that ends about as well as you can expect

• rachel makes him summon skeletons when she needs anatomy references

• he doesn’t do a lot of art himself but he absolutely adores every form of it. like the hades cabin is full of books and he doesnt understand spotify so he has tons of vynls and he lets hazel draw on the bunks and walls and his arms and he and rachel can talk for hours about art history and!!!! he just appreciates art so much

• speaking of music nico will listen to anything literally any genre EXCEPT country (which is really just bc he doesnt click with it but he loudly speaks against it just to piss Will off)

• he’s not like Strictly vegetarian but he avoids eating meat if he can bc it just tastes like death to him

• he’s really akward around younger kids bc he’s worried he’s gonna say or do something thats gonna mess up the kid forever but when he does talk to them he treats them like adults and they love him for it

• sometimes he tells absolutely wild stories with a straight face just to see if he can get away with it (he can) and now camp has no idea what stories about him are true and which aren’t

• like he went “yeah i was born in 1932” and they all went “haha very funny” but then believed him when he said he’s seen bigfoot

• sally jackson invited him over for christmas the december after boo and he very admantly refused but sally kept insisting and long story short now he has a key to their apartment and she knows all his favorite desserts

• he lied about not liking animals he really fucking likes animals guys he just said that to make himself feel better about the fact that they don’t like him back

• HE IS A POLYGLOT THIS IS BASICALLY CANNON he already knew like four languages just by existing the way he does but then jules albert showed up so he took up french and then he felt bad about the language barriers at camp w/ international campers so he started learning all of their languages and then asl looked interesting so he started learning that and then the TROGS so on and so forth and now he knows random bits and pieces of different languages

• also linguistics nerd nico ??? classics nerd nico??? history nerd nico??? absolutely yes he may not be able to do basic algebra but he can and will rant about obsure historical events or og goth mary shelly if you’re willing to listen

• Mr. D originally didn’t call Nico the right name but Nico is living on pure spite so he pointedly ignored him every single time until D eventually caved (but theyre both stubborn as fuck so this lasted MONTHS and honestly if nico and mr d hadn’t started Therapy Breakfast Time it probably would have never ended)

• he still checks in on May Castellen every few months or so to make sure she’s doing alright (percy comes with sometimes)

anyway thats all folks !! sit on that last one!!

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I think we should just survive this year and everything horrible this year will clear up *nocking on my table 3 times, so I don’t curse it*. Mainly bc of 2 theories about 2020.

1) the one of 2020=2012, you remember when the world would end in 2012 bc the maya’s believed that when their calendar would end so would the world. Yeah apparently there were a few years lost in translation about 8 years, that would make end of the their calendar 2020 not 2012. So if we survive this the world didn’t end.

2) 2020 is fucking bullshit bc we have 2 Friday the 13th’s this year. One in March and one in November, I personally don’t think Friday the 13th’s brings bad luck (actually it’s the day the least accident and such) but this is really a bit to much bad luck days for me.

So if we survive until next year, yeaaaah for us. But still just for extra security let’s all say jumanji when next year begins (like tik tok a while back) you CAN’T have enough security for next year.

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So I just came out to my parents as bi with a meme (will put it in at the end). Aaaand his is how it went;

Mom: something you wanna tell me with this ?

Me: I’m bi

Mom: I still love you no matter what 😘🤗.

You wanna talk about it ?

Me: no, thank you

Mom: but I do

Me: should I come downstairs?

Mom: can you come downstairs

Yes

Me: okay

Is dad downstairs?

Mom: no

While I was busy texting my mom, this is what my dad sent: “😂😂😂” bc he didn’t get it.

Once downstairs I talked with my mom about how I found out and those things. My dad comes in and my mom says: ‘did you get what she meant ? She was serious’ and my dad start laughing like an hyena and asks me about the same questions my mom did. Don’t worry he was also excepting.

And that’s the story how I came out tonight to my parents with a meme;

#coming out story #bisexual #I’m a bisexual #bi #lgbtq+ #lgbtq+ community #coming out to parents #coming out with a meme #i like women and men #but i like men more for some reason

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You know what’s shitty ?

Being (kinda but not the full 100%) introverted, but also being polite. 6,5/10 times when people ask me to hang out (unless #1 bestie) I don’t feel like doing it but I still go bc I don’t want them to feel bad bc I turned them down. And yes usually when I have doubts I do end up having a good time but also being kinda mental/emotionally (not a 100% sure which one thb) exhausted by that person, if you get what i mean. 

#emotionally exhausted #mentally exhausted #introverted #introverted but not really #meeting up with people #im a terrible human being #but im not a terrible human being

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Definitely the drawing that has taken me the longest to complete and I am super tired now. But I’m happy with it too! I mean, don’t look too close or you’ll see everything that’s wrong with it but just bear with me. 😂😅

Avengers going back home at the end of the day. Both iron men are very exhausted. Peter and Nat are enjoying the moment. Stephen is regretting some life decisions (“join the Avengers they said, it will be fun they said!”). Pepper is not impressed. Cloak is sleepy. Vision is... also there 😅.