dialalagirl

[dialalagirl]

here marks the one year anniversary of just yeeting out of blog responsibilities 

wouldn’t you know it, Shu is almost proud of my lazier-than-thine ass

#judging by the lack of asks in the inbox #no one is the wiser #better still get me flowers though #>c>

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you dEAD?

cremated, if the official record is anything to go by

(still can answer questions from beyond the grave though.

probably.)

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Heya~! If you had to choose, which Sakamaki other than Subaru would you simp for~~? <V>

probs Shu 'cause them blue eyes can make me drop my panties anytime son

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #shu sakamaki #shitpost

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mtl to be allergic to nutsz?????

Pancakelover420

Crossword aficionado

Wifi gaming signal™

Wall-chan punching simp

Sleeping beauty

Can of soup

Pigeon glasses man

Idol and proud

Have a tomato guy

Spice or die

Sugar crack addictee

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #mukami #yuma mukami #ruki mukami #azusa mukami #shitpost #dare you to figure which means who lol

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marry kiss kill the triplets?

pedo I am not... so no way I'm into prepubescent purple-haired prima donnas. me thinks Kanato is to receive the sweet release of death

Laito I wouldn't dream of roping into the altar. do I look like I have stupid labelled on my forehead?

...maybe 'cause I'm actually forced to consider marrying Ayato instead, also a prima donna but with an even sloppier hair paint job

go figure

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #shitpost

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what kinda cookie would bros be? huh? hhuh?

Shu - peppermint. his entire existence just screams ‘why?’

Reiji - thin mints. def a ‘toothpaste is dessert’ kind of man

Ayato - get this. what if I said oreo? mind. blown

Laito - whoopee pie since his personality is akin to that of a whoopee cushion 

Kanato - gingerbread ‘cause you ain’t catching this fucker after he’s done devouring a year’s worth of sugar in a fortnight 

Subaru - shortbread for that charming shorter temper of his

Kino - nutter butters. his personality is a natural allergen 

Ruki - sugar cookies. absolutely bland shit, just like him and his Freudian ass 

Yuma - zucchini. he would absolutely sneak that shit in from his garden and claim he’s just looking out for your health, the monster

Kou - fortune cookie just for that surprisingly accurate premonition of his that you will get fat if you keep getting Chinese takeout for dinner

Azusa - anything as long as it is dipped in Frank’s Red Hot ‘cause that shit goes on everything 

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #mukami #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #kino sakamaki #yuma mukami #kou mukami #azusa mukami #ruki mukami #shitpost

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mtl asshole material

The colour purple

Kou kou bytch

Lait-his-ass-on-fire

Ruki bookie

Pigeon-chan

Phone game devotee

Vegan cookie

Baby carrot dick

Suba buba

Shoo

Knives mcgee

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #mukami #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #kino sakamaki #ruki mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #shitpost

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gotta love the quality BO 👌

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #laito sakamaki #shitpost

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wine and dines the bill cosby pudding no doubt

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #shitpost

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#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #shu sakamaki #shitpost #hot topic in a nutshell

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#diabolik lovers #ayato sakamaki #sakamaki #shitpost #guess who's back #back again

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can I have a kiss from oresama? plz??

Oreo-sama- "Heh. You want a kiss from the great Ore-sama?"

(he smirks leisurely)

"Please ain't gonna cut it, ya know, Chichinashi. Since I'm so great, I'll give ya a chance to guess what I want for it."

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #rp ask

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Hi from Poland! I have a stick and I'm not afraid to use it!

....good to hear.

stick it up Rei Rei's ass then.

with the iron rod he's most certainly got up there, i'm sure he wouldn't mind

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #shitpost

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Best ironic ship lulu??

indoubtly, karlheniz and teddy

I don't know what hell that ship has sailed from but, hey, I wave the flag for it anyway

#diabolik lovers #sakamakai #karlheniz #teddy #shitpost #close second? #reiji and teddy #let that stew for a moment #:)

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SUP LULU111 JUST WANTED TO ASK WHAT KIND OOF MILK WOULD THE SAKKAMAKIS AND MUKKAMIS BE????

(sup seven-up chup)

Shu- evaporated just like his will to go to the monthly dinner party

Reiji- lactose-free ‘cause he don’t tolerate shit

Ayato- soy boy

Laito- you know. that milk OvO

Kanato- the milk left over after a serial cereal binge

Subaru- coconut ‘cause he goin’ cocopuffs

Kino- nesquik spiked with chocolate bits for your daily fix

Ruki- macadamia. i cannot find it anywhere and — spoiler — i don’t want to

Yuma- full-fat but fortified with vitamin d on account of the big dick energy

Kou- almond ‘cause low cal sis

Azusa- sour milk. he lives to burn up his asshole at the bathroom through any means necessary

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #mukami #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #shu sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #kou mukami #ruki mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #shitpost #what is milk? #udderly great #i'll see myself out

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the gods foretold this day would come 

#blessed

#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #shitpost #university does not make you mature kids #nyet indeed

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#diabolik lovers #sakamaki #kino sakamaki #shitpost #why am I watching barbie movies at this hour #another question science has yet to answer