Well, I suppose I should use this more often.
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effingweirdo:
I was going to study it under a microscope. I might perform some magic on it, too, but it’s nothing that would affect you.
...Alright, sure.
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effingweirdo:
I’m curious about the differences between Prospitians from my universe and Prospitians from yours. Bloodwork may not provide a lot of answers, but it’s one of the least intrusive options I have for study.
...You’re not going to do like...a weird magic ritual with it or something, are you?
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effingweirdo:
Oh thank god.
You know, I actually have some curiosity I’d like to sate. Would you mind if I took a blood sample? I’ll pay you, of course.
....For what?
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effingweirdo:
Are you agreeing because you like it or dislike it?
Dislike it.
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I should take the day off.
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effingweirdo:
Behold! The leg knife.
...So are you going to stab me, or should I just look at it?
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effingweirdo:
Like what? It’s a knife strapped to my leg.
It just sounds...weird.
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...Not when you put it like that.
@diamonddeadeye
Good evening, Detective. Are you interested in my leg knife?
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snoopingscout:
You’re a flatfloot too, you know.
But why don’t you come find out?
Intriguing.
I’ll be there soon.
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snoopingscout:
No.
You should, y’know, spend time with me instead?
I know what you’re up to, flatfoot.
You just want to distract me.
How, I wonder?
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snoopingscout:
There’s “a little rough” and then there’s this, Boss.
Never thought I’d see you of all people try to outdo Innovator.
Oh I haven’t even really tried to outdo him yet.
Would you like me to?
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I thought you liked it a little rough, Scout.
You really don’t sound like yourself right now, Boss.
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pern1c1ous:
I’ll fry your brain in your skull if you put your hideous claws on him, you whore.
Scout is mine.
Yeah, you wish.
He’s mine.
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Who needs you?
Scout, come with me.
Oh.
Great.
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pern1c1ous:
Not you, infant.
Scofflaw.
But, let’s play!
Oh yes, Let’s.
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If that’s right, then why don’t you come prove it?
Lazy King of Nothing. You've grown weak.
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