diana-slayerofkings

[diana-slayerofkings]

Diana do you wish to go troll hunting with me ? Turns out there are alot of them in Valhalla

The sooner the better. I will begin to gather supplies and steel. While we hunt, perhaps you will tell me more about your previous professions, stranger.

#brawlhalla #diana #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

Diana, you've been rather... hostile... It's quite entertaining and good on the BATTLEFIELD... But you've been shoving away some of your fellow Valhalla's, which i feel is unnecessary...

I reassure you, I only show hostility off the battlefield towards only.. certain... individuals. You are not one of them. Primarily the charlatans that found themselves residing in this particular afterlife. It is indeed a necessary action so a clear message may be conveyed; I have no intentions of associating with the cretins.

#diana #brawlhalla #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

Would Mirage beat you in a fight

No.

[diana-slayerofkings]

Then I shall decorate my hats with your feathers, should you attempt.

I want to throw rocks at you ngl (@freelance-reaper)

I will clip your wings if you do.

[diana-slayerofkings]

..... Did you really just steal my weapons again. The last time you had your grubby hands on my wheellocks was nothing short of heresy.

Good morning love, would you please stop harassing all of the creatures of Volkov's castle? (I might have a good punishment if you refuse...~) (@caspian-the-master-thief)

I change my mind. I officially hate Caspian now.

#diana #brawlhalla #Caspian

[diana-slayerofkings]

Dealing with werewolves can get a bit hairy, since they suck almost as bad as a vampire with cards. At the very least, it is not as horrendous as zombies. If you are not careful around them, you might lose your head.

#brawlhalla #diana #incorrect quotes

[diana-slayerofkings]

Good morning love, would you please stop harassing all of the creatures of Volkov's castle? (I might have a good punishment if you refuse...~) (@caspian-the-master-thief)

I change my mind. I officially hate Caspian now. You are in no right to punish me.

#brawlhalla #diana #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

Who do you dislike more? Caspian, or volkov? You don't like volkov, he's rather annoying to you, but caspian is a thief and has taken from you. So who do you dislike more?

Volkov. He was the cause of massive casualties in Botavia during his reign and the reign of his successor, whether intentionally or not. He was cunning, and to date I am still unsure how he managed to survive when I had impaled his heart with a wooden stake. Caspian and I hardly crossed paths in life, though I would argue he is a tad more annoying than Volkov.

#diana #brawlhalla #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

If you are Diana, slayer of kings, then I'm Val main, slayer of Diana-players-who-think-they-are-better-because-they-have-too-many-op-moves-that-need-to-be-nerfed. You will be crushed beneath my heelys.

Restrict what techniques I may use in the Tournament all you want, my training is still superb. I show no pity for the limitations of your programming, Val.

#brawlhalla #diana #art #ask #Val sucks lol I don't like her #Diana isn't op #The heelys thing is funny though

[diana-slayerofkings]

I want to throw rocks at you ngl (@freelance-reaper)

I will clip your wings if you do.

#diana #brawlhalla #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

...I am fairly certain that over a month is a little more than being asleep for five meager minute.

Hello, you know me, loyal gargoyle of Volkov, the rightful king. What's your opinion on Magyar, the new guy?

It would do Valhalla some justice to stop inviting the corrupt inhabitants from the castle of the false king, Volkov, in the first place. I digress. I know precisely how to to clear a haunting--or hundred--like them.

[diana-slayerofkings]

opinions on Reno?

#brawlhalla #diana #art #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

Who do you hate more Mordex or Volkov?

Easily Mordex. He is cold and calculated, and he betrayed the friendship we had. Hunting Volkov was a part of my job; he was not the one to send me to Helheim.

#diana #ask #brawlhalla

[diana-slayerofkings]

Hello, you know me, loyal gargoyle of Volkov, the rightful king. What's your opinion on Magyar, the new guy?

It would do Valhalla some justice to stop inviting the corrupt inhabitants from the castle of the false king, Volkov, in the first place. I digress. I know precisely how to to clear a haunting--or hundred--like them.

#brawlhalla #diana #ask

[diana-slayerofkings]

Help! Some vampire bit me!

I think this means Volkov is due for 400 Liters of "I am going to beat your ass."

[diana-slayerofkings]

((Tis the last thing you see before Diana takes your stock.))

#brawlhalla #diana #art

[diana-slayerofkings]

Has Mordex tried to kill you again since you arrived in Valhalla? And do you fear the Fenrir Sandstorm (not as serious a question)?

I do not think he could "kill" me if he tried. I was in a limbo between death and life when I arrived in Valhalla, and that is still partly true. As for attacking me, he and his alliances have deliberately tried to provoke me. I do not fear Fenrir, it is only a costume.