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happy “today’s the 15th” 15th

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Bathroom stalls at my hi-tech job. Some of this new age crap is innovative

#ironically (to innovate and new age) baby has her first cubicle #diana rambles

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sorry im a luddite but actually when i have a technical issue i want to speak to a person not a fucking robot. your robot is why i have technical issues

#anti ai #anti chatbot #so fucking tired of not being able to speak to an actual fucking person #im going to keep giving services bad reviews until they give me an actual fucking person to talk to

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i promise there are places where this is funny

#diana rambles

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Fic writers who have never talked to a child before: i need to use the pee woom :/

Actually children i watch: We're playing slasher movie, do you want to be the narrator while we lie here and horrifically describe how we died? You can only do it if you say I died in a cool way like eaten by rats and scorpions.

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actually kids are great. the ones in my after school program decided to play slasher movie, they took emory boards and decided whoever was holding it was a serial killer and if you got caught you were dead

#diana rambles #lol im just here to make sure no one loses an eye but the running and screaming is great for them

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Just realized i have no practical test for the difference between ai and android/robot intelligence

#just had a conversation with my digital humanities advisor and... hm. thinking about some things

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Leverage episode where they have to bypass security and burn the Gävlebocken

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The fact that "if i loved you like you could be loved (like im capable of)" is NOT a common fic title on ao3 judt shows how underappreciated starkid is 😤😤😤

#nerdy prudes must die #if i loved you

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Happy Halloween Beans 👻🧡🖤

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He's never known darker times. He covered the protests live at the Hatchetfield Kennel. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he.

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sorry for npmd posting. it will happen again

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I honestly love how Starkid wrote the Lords in Black. Cause usually eldritch gods in media are completely cold and dismissive of humanity and don’t even acknowledge them, but the Lords in Black are full of energy and love tormenting humans and treating them like their toys, and I think that’s so fascinating and arguably more terrifying.

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dirty dudes must die

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My search history:

*schwinn bicycle*

*pink schwinn bicycle*

*how to draw bicycle*

*ooga horn*

*ooga horn bike*

*ahooga horn*

*what gun do cops in michigan use*

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There are only people who are alive

And people who are FUCKING DEAD

My brain has latched on to the Spankoffski brothers and I can’t stop thinking about them.