NAH! But if you really want to know how I feel... You'll have to read this one-shot I concocted! I'll give you a link to it so you're not hopelessly lost. It's called "Interview". So, unless you're prepared to understand how I feel about Sylvie, then stay out of it!
But as the title suggests, it's about Loki getting interviewed for his Loki Series. And it goes horribly wrong. Look and see!
"Wait, Loki, don't break the poor man's camera! We're gonna have to pay for that if we break it! Bad, Loki! Let go!"
See how agressive Loki gets?! All this because of 'SYLVIE'. We do not speak her name in this house. She knows what she did.
Loki needs to get used to taking pictures. I mean, how else am I going to be able to share his precious face with everyone?? Everyone wants to see his face. 🥰
Daniel has been crying over Loki's first episode for two days now. Somebody please make him stop.
He said "LOKI WAS SO SAD" Then he gives these huge puppy eyes and proceeds to bawl over how depressed his boyfriend is.
Then he's caught up on the quote that Loki said during the episode "Trust is for children... And dogs." So Daniel randomly turns into a dog and asks Loki if he trusts him. Daniel, you're not funny!
THEN, to make things worse, he keeps asking if he's a variant because he's not supposed to be in Loki's timeline. 😤 Someone smack some sense into this kid.
Daniiiiii do you watch anime? You look like a smol anime boi.
W- What makes you say that? What gives you that idea?! I'm not a closet nerd, I swear!! I just so happen to own a really cool pullover that just so happens to be Deku's hero costume! Not that you knew that... Unless you're asking me if I watch anime because you've been in my closet before and found my collection...
But regardless, you're wrong! It's not like I try to style my hair like Deku or anything and try to be the number one hero or something like that! And it's not like I actually want to go to comicon with Loki or anything like that. Why would I want to do that? I don't- I don't even know what My Hero Academia is. I've never heard of AllMight or One for All! You know what, this is probably some kind of trap so you can get dirt on me! Well, Anon, I have the right to remain silent!
(Daniel tries so hard to hide his secret nerdy side. I'd personally like to see him and Loki doing couple cosplays though. 🥰
For those interested, I even have a TikTok time lapse video you can watch! 59 seconds of Daniel-Deku speedpaint!
Thanks for the ask, anon! You made Daniel flustered! 💕)
Daniel if you get abused is that animal abuse or child abuse? 👀
W- Why would you be contemplating my abuse??? Are you planning something that I should know about, anon?! Should I get Loki involved? Does he need to hear about this? I'm a little concerned for the both of us here. 😟
The guy just "bruh"ed me! They "bruh"ed my diary! This guy!
In all honesty.... I can't tell if it's a good or a bad bruh.............. Does that look aggressive to you? Are they attacking me? Is that a "bruh" like "you're so amazingly cool"??
Triggered, man. Triggered. Loki said not to let it get to me but- BRUH.
Did... Did someone turn on the AC? There's a 'do not touch' sign for a reason! Ah, wait! No! You mean... WINTER is coming. No no no no no! It's below 80°F right now! Just imagine how much worse it will get! Soon it will drop below 60°F and then below 50°F and then below 40°F! I'll never survive! Why did you have to remind me of my eternal suffering?!
I had thoughts about snuggling up to Loki as this cold weather moved in... but that idea was dashed. I was very quickly and thoroughly reminded that my boyfriend is a certain species of ice. You'd think I would know that by now...
But thanks for the heads up! It gives me enough time to pull out all of my warm winter clothes!
I HAVE PAINTED MYSELF! ISN'T THIS AMAZING OR WHAT!?
Loki says "or what"... It's not that bad... is it?
This was based on a REAL artist that makes REAL art, man. Everyone knows it. It CAN'T be bad. If I thought it was bad I wouldn't be sharing it! I LOVE IT! I LOOK BEAUTIFUL! The name might sound familiar. We call it "Cold and-
Trash. That is trash. Did you just cross out my text?
Ignore that. Ignore him. Pwease? He doesn't know true art. The uncultured Asgardian. Godly bias.
Only a human would understand the talents at work here! 😘
So, the Daily Bugle did an interview for their website, okay? I mean, obviously, they're news company. But... I didn't know you couldn't use your powers during an interview?? Like... are there interview regulations you're supposed to follow or something? Or... is there a thing against interviewing animals? I mean, I stayed MOSTLY in human form so I wouldn't throw them off! I thought it'd be fine! I don't have a superhero uniform or anything so I thought showing my powers would be cool enough for them! ;^;
Someone could have warned me about this! It was my first time and all! Now I just look like a clueless gay Avenger all over the news!
(Based on this Arknights meme a friend sent me. 🐺 Awoo)