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For a long time I wanted to draw something Aruani •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀ 

 This was supposed to be posted on Annie’s birthday but I always spend a lot time drawing (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠) 

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when you wake up, ever wish i was beside you?

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swiss bliss

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first thing to go was the sound of his voice.

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keep you right here, where the line is / at my fingers, at the surface

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I don't remember if I ever posted this so here it is. you can thank me later

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Blockchain company BurntBanksy recently bought a $95,000 Banksy artwork, just to set it on fire! The goal was to take art in the physical world and bring in into the digital world as something called an NFT (non-fungible token). The company stated “We view this burning event as an expression of art itself, and we specifically chose a Banksy piece since he has previously shredded one of his own artworks at an auction.” The company is selling the piece on an NFT website called OpenSea, where the current offer is on 2 ETH ($7,357).

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The ghoul boys are back.

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“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

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Totally understandable! Personal life and health come first 😊

Yup they do! But I am optimistic to write something soon hehe.

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Do you still write for AO3?

Just wondering because I haven't seen you in awhile and I haven't been on here recently.

Hi! Thank you for thinking about me and I hope you are doing well! ;-; Lately I haven't been writing bc of life and school but I'm planning to write something new one day. Hopefully when I feel motivated + have inspo. I also abandoned my only fic because I lost interrst and I just wasn't happy with how I wrote it. I'm sorry for that :( I'll try to compromise with a new fic if I can ;-;

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Just a little favor for someone... and it all started for them.

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Video Vixen Carla

I was thinking, and in a modern au Carla would totally be one of those early 2000’s video vixens who are always in the music videos playing on your tv and her only job is to look hot. 

It also reminds me of A slap on Titan, but instead of her being a massive whore it’d be Eren finding out that probably every rapper of the 2000’s knows. and to his horror, wanted his mom.

Keep reading

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Carla Jaeger after discovering the truth behind the titans: Are slap you slap saying slap that slap the slap titan slap who slap ate slap me slap was slap your slap ex slap wife??!?!?!?!?! Goddammit, Grisha!!!! slapslapslapslap

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THIS!!! I WANT THIS WE NEED THIS

EREN AND CARLA IN A MODERN AU:

✨ Everyone's favorite mom and son duo

✨ Their personality difference is honestly so heartwarming like-

✨ Eren was Carla's rock when Grisha left her

✨ Eren bitches about Grisha and insults him infront of Carla to which she responds angrily but on the inside she's giggling because angry, protective Eren is ADORABLE

✨ Eren randomly buys Carla miniature things and Carla cherishes ever single one of them

✨ Eren is the mama's boy you would actually wanna date

✨ Like he respects his mom on every level and he does get pampered but at the same time he's independent and strong ya know

✨ Carla has to sit through all of Eren's rambles when he starts obsessing over something

✨ Like when middle school Eren got starry eyed talking about Iron Man, Carla had to restrain herself from pinching his cheeks

✨ Eren LOVES LOVES LOVES making Carla laugh

✨ He's the kind of son who would come back from basketball practice all sweaty and hug their mom just to piss her off. Carla always smack him when he does that

✨ He just loves affection from Carla in general

✨ He just feels like a baby sometimes so he randomly bursts into Carla's room and plops down on her lap

✨ He tells Carla the DARKEST fucking jokes knowing she's gonna feel bad for laughing

✨ Again, Eren wants his mom happy

✨ Definitely pops in at her office to check on her if she's working too late with snacks

✨ Eren maybe a 19 year old rage machine, but he's still holding Carla's hand when they cross the street or when they go to the supermarket

✨ Spamming Carla with memes >>>>>>>> doing homework

✨ Carla loves baking so Eren develops a major sweet tooth

✨ They bake together and Eren makes a mess but at least yall are having fun ig

✨ Kisses her cheek before heading off to college

✨ The one kid who makes all the other kids jealous with their lunch

✨ Carla still has all of Eren's crayon drawings

✨ She dreads her birthdays because she knows Eren is going APESHIT with the presents

✨ "Only the best for mommy"- Ereh

✨ Like this one time he bought a Gucci purse for her and it's her fave purse BUT DAMMIT EREN IT WAS 2500 BUCKS YOU COULD FEED 10 KIDS WITH THAT

✨ Carla seriously contemplates keeping all her relationships a secret from Eren becuz the second he hears his mom has a new man in his life Eren is going full on Jake Peralta

✨ He has to interrogate them and stalk them on social media

✨ On the up side: he managed to find out that Carl Berkowitz cheated on his ex wife so Carla isn't dating him, and he also managed to find out that Chris McDonald has a criminal record so Carla has him crossed out too

✨ "Why is every man you work with at the office such garbage?"

✨ Carla turns every girl Eren ever brought home gay LMFAAOOO

✨ Eren always teases Carla for being so short

✨ Eren DEFINITELY spins Carla around for no reason

✨ Carla always has fucking palpitations cuz her himbo son gets into fights alot and he has bruises one way or another

✨ Overall, they are a power duo