diazpoems

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its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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#ik their dorm room smells like chicken and testosterone or sum shit #straight creatine and protein powder

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looking for a base player?

#imma eat this art #imma eat… him? #idk #other ppl: I want a base player [for my band] #me: I Want a Bass Player.

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throwback to the 5 star teaser hype hehe

Bang Chan as the Winter Soldier

#oh. #help #I fucks with this heavy #stays are so cool

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[113/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

#compulsory service done de-yassified him 😔 #miss all his silly lil piercings #also do u guys know how much 12 year old barely legible kpop askbox drama I had to wade thru in this tag #before I remembered you can filter for types of posts #do u understand #tweens with a near evangelical passion about weird drama that they make up between these dudes #I assume tweens bc if I knew adults were having this low caliber of a cat fight on the internet abt shipping real people #I would be immeasurably disappointed

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i really do miss you so much

#a pretty man with long dark hair will tell me to do things and I will be like 🫡 yessir #anything for u bbg

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dark and wild for @zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas

#he was such a punk ass /affectionate #yk that one meme that’s like I lost my bitchass dog again #I saw one that’s like “I lost my bitchass mans again’ #nd they edited Yoongi’s face on it #that’s the vibe #but specifically #debut era #asshole (enamored) #CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABYYYYY 😩 #man his eyeliner at this point in time had me fucked up #can u tell I’m sleep deprived #btw I’m not becoming a kpop blog prommy I just am on a kick rn

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How is this man real

#idk bro I just enjoy the magic #sorry to all u btw I’m coming out as a closet kpop fan #not closet anymore ig

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Thank you for the tag!! It’s been quite a while lol

1. Low Low- Choosey & Exile

2. On & On- Erykah Badu

3. Viento- Caifanes

4. Tren al Sur- Los Prisioneros

5. A Case Of You- Joni Mitchell

6. By Your Side- Sade

7. Landslide- Fleetwood Mac

8. Nightingale- Norah Jones

9. Building A Mystery- Sarah McLachlan

10. Where Is My Mind?- Pixies

@localspacelesbian @small-soft-nobody @smol-satan @fanofthepod @d1sasterbi @thetrapperstrap @lidsmeetsspace @big-blog-of-cheese-day @thxngam @qualityplaidturkey

Ten songs ten mutuals

Sorry for the lateness but ty @liamthemailman for the tag

1. Ice ice baby - vanilla ice

2. My band - D12

3. I love you like an alcoholic - the taxpayers

4. Peace and love on the planet earth -Steven Universe

5. Rainbows and stuff - icp

6. Crazy train - Ozzie osbourne

7. Soap - Melanie Martinez

8. Real messy bitch - ayesha erotica

9. The drug in me is you - falling in reverse

10. Ride - Sir mix a lot

(Sorry I keep tagging y'all sm I only have a few moots to go around :'3 anyway /nf!! Lmk if you don't wanna be tagged

@iolite19 @riinarye @fossilizedpr0tienpowder @genderstealer2000 @axelaxolotl09 @teabagtoes @bluejays-boys @clearmarinaa @ac1d-drinkr @sagethefoxtherian

#sorry in advance if you get a tag and ur like “who tf #I’m tagging ppl I remember thinking were cool and having talked with the last time I did one of these quite a while ago but #I have a shitty memory so i dont always remember if i actually interacted with someone or just thought their blog was cool lol #but uh surprise I guess :)

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S.Coups ✧ 손오공

#me when he does anything: he’s insane #in a positive way

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why does no one in the marvel fandom talk about how antman’s best friend is literally in love with him

#dying on this hill

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This Luis with this Scott tho

They had a wild night

#there is a whole plotline attached to these two pics #would make for a buckwild au #what business does he have owning yellow leather pants

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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?