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Barbara letting Dick have some rest:

And Dick returning the favor:

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Wally: Look I’m sorry I lost your son but how was I supposed to know that he would jump off a 3rd story balcony? Most 4 year olds wouldn’t survive that jump.

Dick: *glares*

Wally: Probably the wrong way to word it. Most 4 year olds aren’t serious when they throw a fit and say “Uncle Wally let me do it or I’ll jump off the balcony.” A normal 4 year old would be too afraid to jump off the balcony. How did he land on his feet anyways?

Dick: My son....is roaming the streets unattended....honestly imagine what Barbara will do when she finds out

Wally: .....you think she has him microchipped

Dick: * Goes over to computers typing rapidly* Wally you genius, He’s at the park. Let’s go!

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Bruce walking into the Batcave to see Barbara and Dick sitting with their backs to each others

Bruce:Why are they sitting like that?

Tim:They had a fight

Bruce:Then why are they holding hands

Tim: They get sad when they fight

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Barbara: Weirdest thing your partner does in his sleep GO!

Stephanie: If Tim has been up for too long he sleepwalks, and not just regular sleepwalks he’ll start cooking and cleaning…..I once woke up to him standing in the middle of the kitchen having an argument with himself about what Alfred’s waffle recipe was.

Barbara: Huh interesting but not surprising

Stephanie: What about Dick?

Barbara: He sleep strips.

Stephanie: Sleep strips?

Barbara: Yeah, sometimes we’ll be sleeping and I’ll wake up to movement in the bed only to turn on the lamp and see he’s taking off his clothes while still fast asleep. Sometimes he ends up completely naked. But it’s better not to disturb him.

Stephanie: How am I not surprised.

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Dick and Barbara watching “This is us”

Rebecca Pearson on the tv: It’s so strange isn’t it? How just like that a complete stranger can become such a big part of your story

Dick (looking at Barbara): Yeah it is, but it’s wonderful

Barbara: Alright chill, you aren’t Jack Pearson

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Teenage Dick and Barbara

Dick: you ever think about making out?

Barbara: What? We’re just friends Dick

Dick: I mean making out as friends

Barbara: Is that even a thing

Dick: we could get drunk and then Make out. Blame it on that

Barbara: now you’re making sense

Wally: nothing about that is something “just friends” do

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Wrapped Around

Barbara woke, glancing at the clock....it was 3:12am. The space beside her in the bed was empty. When she’d gone to bed it was occupied. Noticing a very faint glow under the bedroom door she slipped out of bed and made her way down the hall then down the stairs leading to their living room. Where she found Dick lounging back in the lazy boy recliner, the television on.

But he wasn’t alone

“Dick? What are you doing?” She questioned

Dick jumped lightly “Nothing” he said quickly turning off Cocomellon

The only light now coming from the lamp he had on

“Really? Looks like you had the baby up and were watching tv?” She waved toward Dick and the said child

Their 13 month old daughter, she was dressed in the cute blush pink vintage style nightgown Alfred had bought her. He had it shipped from his hometown in England. It even came with a little bonnet that she currently wasn’t wearing. Instead her wavy red hair was tousled in every direction. She was laid back against Dick’s chest one of her hands holding his. The other rested on her little tummy. A pacifier in her mouth.

Dick looked down at his daughter and smiled “She woke up and started saying Dada in the monitor” he stroked her hair

“I didn’t hear her” Barbara argued

He nodded” that’s why I got her-you were tired from your turn on patrol tonight”

Barbara rolled her eyes “Dick it’s 3 am why didn’t you put her back to sleep?”

Leah twisted and maneuvered herself til she was cradled in Dick’s arms

“Cause she looked at me with those big beautiful Green eyes and said ‘Coco Dada? Pwease?’ How could I of said no?”

She smiled “You would’ve said no to Nate.” She pointed

Dick shook his head “Nate is almost 5 so for 1 he wouldn’t do that and 2 I would have when he was her age. Isn’t that right my little Princess?” He cooed down at their daughter. A smile forming from under her pacifier

Barbara watched for a moment . She was angry. He couldn’t just let the baby do whatever she pleased and now she would be all off schedule during the day. They had family pictures today and the last thing she needed was a cranky toddler

“Princess I think mamma is right it’s time for you to go back to your crib.” Dick spoke softly to the little girl cradled in his strong arms

A sight Barbara couldn’t help but have her heart melt over

Leah reached a tiny hand up and placed it on Dick’s cheek.

Dick put his free hand over her little one

“Dada” Leah babbled taking her pacifier out with her other hand

Barbara watched as her daughter sat up in her husbands lap then leaned forward . Kissing her fathers opposite cheek “Dada” she repeated smiling at him

A blissful smile formed on Dick’s face “Okay maybe a couple more minutes of cuddles and cartoons.” He went to grab the remote til Barbara interrupted

“Oh she knows how to play you.” Barbara teased

Dick stood, still cradling their daughter in his arms “She does not.”

Barbara rolled her eyes “She has you so wrapped around her little finger.”

Dick smirked “Like mother like daughter?” He took a step closer to Barbara

She smiled “You got one thing right Hunk Wonder.”

Dick leaned down pecking Barbara’s lips “As a compromise for me not letting her watch another cartoon how about we let her sleep in our bed. This once. “

Barbara thought then looked into Dick’s pleading eyes. The same ones their son had inherited and used with her to get what he wanted.

With a fake sigh she nodded “Okay. But only if mommy gets cuddles too!” She spoke as she followed Dick towards the stairs

“Oh you know that’s not an issue Babes.” He shot her a smirk

Barbara smiled “I was talking about from our daughter”

Dick shook his head “You’ll have to fight me for that one.” He smiled as he continued towards his and Barbara’s bedroom. Holding his half asleep daughter against his chest. What Barbara said was true both ‘his girls’ had him wrapped around their finger.

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barbara gordon in nightwing 85 pt. 3

bonus:

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dick grayson: It's prima donna. Who the fuck says "pre-Madonna?" What the fuck does that even mean? donna troy: It means before Madonna, female vocalists didn't have to work that hard! dick grayson: Are you mad?! Have you never heard of Tina Turner? Fucking Stevie Nicks?!

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Dick standing outside Barbara’s apartment window blasting this song on repeat after they have an argument

Barbara’s neighbor: Shut it off people are trying to sleep!

Dick: Not til she forgives me! ‘Oh thinking about our younger years it was only you and me! We were young and wild and free!”

Neighbor: Well at least don’t sing

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Angsty teenage Dick & Babs melts my heart. LOVE how Hope Larson wrote them in Batgirl: Summer of Lies.

"Partners."

"No matter what."

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Here's why I love these two so much: This gesture of hers (a rolling Batcave that is a Bat-themed 18-wheeler that's stocked with Nightwing gear and gag gifts) is genuinely funny and thoughtful, she knows exactly what he needs and she's giving this to him also because this is what she can do--she can't stop him, she doesn't want to even try, she knows what it's like to be driven to this life, but she does still worry, so she gives him things that will help him do this life of theirs better, so she can sleep better at night. It's funny, it's flirty, it's touching, they genuinely love each other and mean the world to each other--but they're also COMPLETELY BATSHIT. SHE GAVE HIM A BAT-THEMED 18 WHEELER STOCKED WITH '80s BOYBAND RECORDS AND THEN THEIR WEIRDO VERSION OF A DATE IS TO GO DISSECT THE CYBERNETIC CONSTRUCT SHE JUST MOWED OVER WHEN DELIVERING HER PRESENT TO HIM. Not a single fucking thing about either of their lives is normal or even remotely hinged and they fit together perfectly. Love is understanding someone and sometimes that understanding is giving weirdo gifts and saying, hey, you want to get up to your elbows in grease and computer chips of the thing that just tried to kill us? because neither of you have ever been normal a single fucking day in your lives.

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If this isn't something Dick Grayson would 100% do!

#dickbabs #dick grayson #barbara gordon #nightwing #batfam headcanons #batgirl #batfamily

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Babs (aged 17): “Did you know newborn Robins only take two weeks to get as big as their parents?”

Dick (aged 15-16): “This some kind of elaborate short joke? Because you’re boring.”

Babs: “... Still taller than you.”

Dick: “For now.”

Babs: “For-ever.”

Dick: “For…k off.”

Babs: “Nah, you’d miss me too much.”

Dick: “You’d be mistaken.”

Babs: “You’d be miserable.”

Dick: “You're missing the point. Was doing this 3 years before you showed up.”

Babs: “You’d have only done 3 years if I didn’t.”

Dick: "As if you'd survive 3 minutes as Bat's partner."

Babs: "I'd have better sense. I'm not even his partner now."

Dick: "I'm flattered. You just tag along to see me, do you?"

Babs: "Exactly. The elf boots and pants are a riot."

Dick: *stands up in front of her* "Tell me my legs don't look-"

Batman (over coms): "Nothing to report, I assume?"

Dick: "No. Nope. Um..."

Batman: "Good to know you're both so focused."

Dick and Babs: ... *blushing and looking opposite directions from each other*

Later:

Babs: “Hey. It wasn’t a short joke by the way. I meant-”

Dick: “I know what you meant. I was just…you just...it all felt a little too real all of a sudden, you know?”

Babs: “Yeah, I know."

*Both smile at each other for a little too long, their cheeks starting to warm. Dick looks away.*

Babs: *punches his shoulder* "What’d you do without me?”

Dick: “Don’t you start.”

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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

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After a particularly passionate round of sex, Dick collapses into Babs’s bosom, nestling his head in between.

Dick: Mmmmm… Babs: Comfy?

Dick: Oh yessssss. Mmmmmnnnngggg. Babs: Are you… purring? Dick: I’m very comfortable. Babs: snickering Nice to know you find my breasts cozy. Dick: Yes. So soft and pillowy. My favorite place to lay my head. And they’re within reach. Babs: running her fingers through his thick hair You silly man…

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Barbara: Can you believe someone accused me of only dating Dick because he is hot? Ugh I hate that- that is all people see when they look at him. Dick is so much more than that. He's like....an ice cream sundae. His good looks are the whipped cream. Yeah they're an amazing completion and tend to be the eye-catcher. But underneath the whipped cream is the ice cream, the toppings, perhaps some hot fudge or Carmel. The whipped cream alone isn't what makes the sundae great it's everything together.

Tim: All I asked is if you wanted some coffee......