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Elves are intelligent, subtle, and ambitious—a perfect fit for the world of high finance where they work in skyscrapers, make gobs of gold, and regard the blue collar dwarves with contempt. Grorric Blackfury is an oddity, and is feared for it. He’s the Dwarf of Wall Street.

#no i will not write about this yes i will absolutely let it live in my mind forever #q #text

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You gotta stick to your principles

“i won’t apologize for being right…. but I will apologize for everything else” - the cleric after solving a puzzle in a way that almost killed the party

#q #text #dicey texts

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Bog Trail by Shane Garlock

#art #seems like a good location for..... something. #q

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i want you to know that i think about Problems the Axe Throwing Clown several times a day

Unfortunately he also thinks of you

#absolutely not #q #text #don't like that

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✂️ Modular Market System

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Design and build your own market!

Our latest patreon Quest Pack includes a papercraft market system. It includes four basic stall designs, as well as benches, crates and barrels.

Once you've built a stall, you can use the many cut-out wares to fill them out as you please, or add your own designs!

📸 Shown here are just a few examples of what you can make 👍

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Get building now! ✂️ patreon.com/rpgtoons

#WHAT #these are fantastic omg #obvs we havent played in person since the before times but these would add so much character to scenes #i'm in love and saving for later #q #art #reference

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#they call me the invincible moose because... well... you know ;) #q #dnd shitposting

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“I heard that internal bleeding is actually supposed to be way more dangerous, so, the fact all my bleeding’s on the outside means I’m probably fine, right?” - Our party’s main combatant, while stuffing her guts back in through an open wound.

#q #text

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I wish all billionaires a very lose your money.

#q #item haul #yes yes yes #for the people

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I’m so responsible

#gonna force my flatmate under a blanket #i love that he has ttrpg friends at 2am but also shh! i'm sleep!! #q #art

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Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

#text #q #player hook: you get told to fuck off out the city #bye binch

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Encounter: A ratless dungeon. You are forced to sit and stew in your own memories. If only you had a cool rat companion to spend the time with... Alas, you are alone and your mind is fading... For each day in the ratless dungeon, take 2d4 bored as hell psychic damage.

maybe if you didn't want to fall through my trapdoor into the rat infested dungeons below you shouldn't have walked onto the rug i carefully placed over it to hide it. rookie mistake.

#text #dicey texts #encounter #i also love rats. my flat is called the rat dungeon now

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(09/03/2021)

#assigned druid at birth #yessssssss #q #art #would love to be in this scenery #encyclopaedia monstorium

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My flatmate is currently writing a game to play on the podcast... He liked this idea too much

Sometimes life gets in the way of your game, but the in-game world keeps spinning. Add an air of menace and mystery to your game by removing a random NPC from the game each time your session has to be postponed. Better yet, insist to your players they were never there in the first place and you have no idea what they’re talking about when they mention the missing NPC.

#said this to lyall #he got a thoughtful look on his face #sorry players i influence the dm #q #text #dicey texts

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Hear me out

What if elf ears worked like puppy ears where when they're young they're kinda floppy and bend over and then they get fully pointy when they're grown up a bit more

#art #OH THIS IS SO CUTE #babies #q

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Meeting a friendly “Uncle Teeth,” a large aquatic reptile of Cidri (VM Wyman, The Fantasy Trip supplement The Forest Lords of Dihad, an adventure in “The Land Beyond the Mountains” by Richard Meyer, Gamelords, 1982)  Uncle Teeth also are described in In the Labyrinth, the GM module for TFT

#q #art #thisguy

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Encounter: the most powerful cat

#q #encounter #dicey texts #pew pew laser time

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Encounter: this guy

#q #art #thinks they are a dragon but actually only 5cm long