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#Homura is so real #madoka magica #madoka kaname #homura akemi #madohomu

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notice how there will be no wednesday this week

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hate when a pause is pregnant. abort that thang

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most convincing Tumblr ad I've ever received. almost made me download whatever shitass dating app that is

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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

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if i woke up in taylor swift's body id tweet out "watching hetalia! it's SOOO funny" and turn my phone off

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my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"

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Wow. Robert De Niro telling it like it is. No fucks given.

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“gay son or thot daughter” hoping god will bless me with both 😊 or perhaps my child will be both of these things during the journey of life 😊

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by 2025 engaging in a "situationship" will be punishable by death

#yes #finally

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how to grow the fuck up

#ref

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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot