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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

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“they’ve just never seen what the inside of a vorta looks like….”

#he lived #he served cunt #he died

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the council has decided: yes

do you think Julian and Martok explored eachothers bodies while in the dominion prison

#great job guys

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studying how Seven, Michael, and Worf all have very similar experiences of being tragically orphaned as a kid and adopted (or in Seven's case – forcibly abducted) into another culture/species leaving them with difficulties interacting with their own people and culture... i need to lock them in a room together.

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do you think Julian and Martok explored eachothers bodies while in the dominion prison

#no tags #if you see this you see it #my dumb jokes

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JADZIA DAX - STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE S2E17 Playing God

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POV you're a cardassian spy tailor and there is this new Starfleet doctor. he's kinda fuckable

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Kukalaka being very brave about the Cardassian baby getting his second row of teeth (baby's gums are hurting and he chews on everything)

#hes doing his best

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shoutout to @daftmooncretin for the inspo

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - 7x04 Take Me Out to the Holo-Suite

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To the best crew any captain ever had. ✧.*

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starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option

the third option:

he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen

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I couldn't resist redrawing this one..

..but then with Quark. ✨️

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Credit to Dominion Media Television on FB

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Picard Big Naturals

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*timeline restored*