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nightmare how u can just be scrolling thru tumblr and if ur thumb is jn the wrong spot itll just share a post to someone in dms

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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like meow

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Stuck in my head today.

#fave #music

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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

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Transphobic legislation: it is now illegal to be a "trans woman." All trans women must be reported and added to the State Tranny Registry. Everyone on the State Tranny Registry will be fined and imprisoned and considered a sexual predator.

Cis "allies": this is so awful for cis women with short hair, the real victims of this bill! what about cis women with short hair?? we need to talk about how this will affect cis women with short hair

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dont forget to file your strongest glowing potions by the end of the day

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

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Marcille and Falin 🧡

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#sleepy is when I wanna cozy up in bed #tired is when i wanna collapse wherever i am and rest

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#me and my sandwich shop girl that makes eyes at me

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bucket of wet slop ytp

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we all have our vices

genuinely the number isn't even off I eat 1-2 grapefruits a day and avoid medication that screws with that

#i miss grapefruit every day #grapefruit fucking with hrt is such a bummer because god i want a paloma so bad

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beach ‘cille :>

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having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......