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Tcf out of context

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How many crimes did Cale got away with? It matter much because his hyung headaches by creating more paperwork for him

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Cale: I'm completely fine!

Taerang a lie detector: [false noises]

Alberu: you hear that?

Alberu: that's the noise of your bullshit.

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Crown Prince Alver Crossman 👑

This is based on the latest chapter! Pan4-sama made him so handsome! I think Alver clearly stole the show for that chap.

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CHOI HAN | Fanart Cale getting Kim Rok Soo's scars : It was just an ordinary day, until Cale found out that there are fresh yet oddly familiar cuts all over his body. Like the Cale he is, He decided to not tell anyone since the Vitality of Heart is going to heal him soon. But, he then remembered that he has an important meeting today because He is a temporary prime minister (Still trying to get revenge on his PRECIOUS HYUNG). The only thing he could do is cover those cuts on his body. Sadly Choi Han and the Others noticed how Cale was wearing a more extravagant outfit than usual. It did covered his cuts, however, there's a slight blood stain around his neck which Choi Han noticed when Cale passed by him. Choi Han wanted to confront Cale. But, the meeting has already started much to his dislike, so he waited behind the door. After the meeting was over, Cale opened the door just to see a man in black holding the tilt of his sword and spreading aura everywhere while calling his name. The Red Head could only scream "Vicious Man" in his mind. (Will be continued in two weeks).

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.............. just Cale-nim playing billiards.

(inspired by this tweet!)

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The Greatest Cale-rony

The irony of how Cale TALKS versus how Cale ACTS

Cale when he scams people: *bright innocent smile and proclamations of pure intent while scheming behind the scenes* Cale when he befriends people: "Don't trust me. I am not a good person." *proceeds to help everyone*

Choi Han

Cale when he wants to avoid getting beaten up: "Oh poor kittens, let me feed you. Come with me, I'll feed you too." Choi Han: "Cale-nin, you really are-!" Cale when he wants Choi Han to trust him: *under the Vow of Death* "I'm trash, you know. I just wanna be a slacker." Choi Han: *watches as Cale saves everyone at the Plaza* "...I'm sorry, what??"

Raon Miru

Cale when he changes the plot so a Dragon doesn't rampage: "You're free now. I won't take care of you." Raon: *follows him around for a week* Cale when he grudgingly accepts his company: "Okay, you can come with me. But just so you know, I am not a good person." *proceeds to raise and spoil him* Raon: "...Human, why are you so weird??"

Alberu Crossman

Cale when he wants to get away from the Crown Prince: "Your highness! It's such an honor to meet you! The shinging sun of our kingdom-!" Alberu: "Why are you talking like this...?" Cale when they form a business partnership: "Here, I'm selling this dead mana to you and no I don't do discounts." Alberu: "...You're not even gonna blackmail me for being part Dark Elf?" Cale: "Why would I when I can legally make money off of you? I'm an opportunist after all!" *proceeds to help the Roan Kingdom numerous times* Alberu: *begins to trust him despite his trust issues* "...Just what is up with this bastard??"

Toonka

Cale when buying the Magic Tower: "Of course I'm willing to destroy it in a year. I am gaining absolutely no profit from this. I just wanted to own a cool tower." Toonka: "Bhuaha, what a good friend!" Cale during the war with the Empire: "You should be careful whom you trust, you know. Don't trust me either." Tooka: *watches as Cale heals his people and sends reinforcements* "Uh... huh??"

Queen Litana

Cale when he wants Litana to give him magic stones: "Payment? Why, of course not! Saving people is just the right thing to do, isn't it? Let's take care of the fire." Litana: "Oh what a humble and generous man!!" Cale when speaking to Adin: "Yeah sure, we are the same. I am very selfish." Litana: *watches as Cale single-handedly saves her Jungle once again* "Excuse me??"

The Sun Twins

Cale to Jack when he wants to use him: "I will help you, after all, I am a good person who helps people." Jack: "A true hero!!" Cale to Hannah when he wants her to trust him: "So I am a double-faced bastard, and revenge is a dish best served brutal and bloody." Hannah: "...You're not so bad?" Cale when he includes them in his plans later: "What are you even talking about? Of course I'm a bad person." *proceeds to overthrow the tyranny of the Empire and the Sun Church* Jack & Hannah: "Young Master Cale... You're not serious are you??"

Basically Every Other First Meeting

Cale, planning his next scheme: "From now on, I am a good person." On & Hong: "...Why are you introducing yourself to us??" Cale: *confusion*

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백망되 현대팀 × 지금 우리 학교는

“All of Us Are Dead” AU (ft. The Soos)

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Readers:

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Chapter 423.

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I just want to let you guys know that for me, that stab was mesmerizing... It felt like I was ascending to heaven, I can finally die in peace...

#calebab #stab stab #cale stabbed himself #finally #cale henituse #lout of count's family #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf #cale #trash count #lcf meme #tcf meme

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Oh shoot...

It's the image of a widowed man and his children consoling him after his divorce

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Gashan: I was waiting for you.

Cale: *flinches* … Do you even know who it is you were waiting for?

Gashan: Do you believe in the Dao?

Cale: No.

Gashan: I grew up hearing that I was spiritual.

Cale: … I see. I guess you do look spiritual.

Gashan: *stomps his feet* Nature spoke to me! And I heard what nature had to say!

Cale, internally: *flinches* That was scary. Just what did he hear?

Gashan: A red-haired man from the Western Continent. The man who is living a new life will come to find us.

Cale: *flinches*

Gashan: It told me to flip it over.

Cale: *getting goosebumps* Hmm?

Gashan: Nature told me that the red-haired man would be the one who flips over the ships of those damn bastards of the secret organization!

Cale's group: *looks at Cale*

Cale: How did it know? *internally* How did nature know about my thoughts? It's giving me the chills.

Cale's group: *flinches*

Rosalyn: Young master Cale, you’re going to flip them over?

Choi Han: Cale-nim, are you really going to flip them over?

Raon: *smiling brightly*

Cale: No. Well, you see. I was thinking that it might make it easier for them to leave this world if we shook their ships a bit. Wouldn’t it be better if we could send them to the afterlife without dirtying our hands as much?

Cale's group and the tiger tribe and basically everyone else: *flinches*

Raon: *still smiling brightly*

Cale: *smiles awkwardly*

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Actually, if you think about it, the moment Cale finally achieves his slacker life is also the moment when everything ends, including the novel...

#life is not subarashii #bawling my eyes out #depressed tuesday #cale henituse #cale #trash of the count's family #lout of count's family #tcf #lcf #trash count

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Cale: I can explain.

Alberu: Can you?

Cale: If you give me ten seconds to think of a lie.

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I guess it wasn't Joongdok but Sundok all along...

#sundok #kim dokja #sun wokung #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #joongdok #yoo joonghyuk