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disasterbread · 2 days
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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disasterbread · 8 days
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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disasterbread · 4 months
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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disasterbread · 4 months
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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disasterbread · 5 months
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Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry
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disasterbread · 5 months
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hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?
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disasterbread · 5 months
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disasterbread · 9 months
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Colorized photo of Vincent van Gogh at his home in Arles in 1869.
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disasterbread · 9 months
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In which Swapfell Sans is your mom friend.
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disasterbread · 9 months
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Across the Spider-Verse Art by John Patrick Gañas
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disasterbread · 9 months
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I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most
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disasterbread · 9 months
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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
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disasterbread · 1 year
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this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges
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theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba
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disasterbread · 1 year
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清淡
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disasterbread · 1 year
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disasterbread · 1 year
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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
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disasterbread · 1 year
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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line
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