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I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#look at my url #take a fucking guess

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do you think nikola used a spritzer

#tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers

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my family really doesn’t like the “free palestine” vibe I bring to the passover seder

#the sweetness of freedom is what carried our people to safety you say? #and we should all see this mission as incomplete while there is still injustice in the world you say? #very interesting

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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this bit of back and forth interests me, because the emphasis on "accidentally" and martin's desire to keep an eye on jon while he's handling knives implies that martin thinks jon hurt himself that badly on purpose, but his tone isn't particularly soft and concerned, it's more casual and direct.

it's a good insight into their dynamic at this point: martin's definitely being caring but he's not soft about it, like how he almost threw jon out of the archives when he tried to come back to work early. he's stressed as hell, from jon's own words martin seems to care more about jon's recovery than anything else he's meant to be doing, but he's not just hovering in doorways anxiously offering tea like he does when he's worried about other interpersonal issues, he's deploying minor bastard tactics such as "I will deposit you outside of this building myself if you don't get more rest" and "I am attaching myself to your lunch breaks so I can supervise your access to sharp objects." and the bastard tactics seem to be what jon responds to; he brushes off any "calm down and relax" admonishments but if martin declares that they're going for lunch together then he will actually take a break and eat a meal.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

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The Distortion

#op this is one of the two pieces of artwork that made me start listening to tma #I want you to know this

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as someone who’s not particularly fond of soulmate AUs, I think the main appeal of them is probably that you are guaranteed to find someone who loves you unconditionally. you know, as opposed to wading through the unforgiving swamp that is life, the whole time completely uncertain if you will ever be lucky enough to stumble across a person that would remotely tolerate waking up in the same bed as you each morning

#yes they are amatonormative but not out of hatred for aroaces #soulmate au #alternate universe #fanfiction tropes

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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Phenomenon I feel happens a lot

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doomed by the narrative but like, in a sexy way

#oh noooooo guess I’ll just be forced to stay with this cute evil bastard forever