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"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language

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Pantalone, curious: What's something you've always wanted to try?

Dottore: getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

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Pantalone: You're on thin ice.

Dottore: I'm actually on the floor.

Pantalone, sighing: Its an expression.

Dottore: No? It's carpet.

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Almost forgot about chapter 4

SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say

You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!

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Childe: Ever since the doctor found out what Internet slang was he's been talking like twitter ever since.

Dottore: OMG! I got called out, lol! Spill the tea sis because it is scorching!

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Chapter 3!!

SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say

You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!

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Giggling chapter 2 is up

SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say

You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!

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SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say

You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!

#genshin impact #dottore genshin impact #fatui #il dottore #dottolone #pantalone #pantalone genshin impact #childe genshin impact #genshin imapct zhongli #zhongzhu #baizhu #diluc #chiluc

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Dottore: What do you call a turtle that takes up photography? A SNAPPING TURTLE!

Pantalone, chuckling: Heh...

Pantalone:

Pantalone:

Pantalone: I can't believe I just laughed at that.

Capitano: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Columbina: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Pierro: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Childe: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Signora: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Scaramouche: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Sandrone: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Arlecchino: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

Pulcinella: I can't believe you just laughed at that.

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Dottore, texting Pantalone: Babe. I'm at the grocery story before work.

Pantalone: Good morning. Get me a peach.

Dottore: I'll get you the heavens and the Earth.

Dottore: The stars and moon.

Dottore: But I just left and I'm too lazy to go back.

#incorrect quotes #genshin impact #incorrect quote #dottore genshin impact #fatui #il dottore #dottolone #pantalone #pantalone genshin impact #panttore

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*Pantalone casually sitting next to Dottore*

Dottore: I'm ignoring you.

Pantalone: Couldn't care less.

Dottore: Didn't you hear me? I'm ignoring you!

Pantalone:

Dottore, grabbing Pantalone by the shirt:

Dottore: STOP IGNORING ME! I'M IGNORING YOU!

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Pantalone: Argh! This food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Dottore: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Pantalone, blushing:

Dottore, winking:

Pulcinella: One dinner... I want one dinner.

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Pulcinella, teaching Childe how to drive: So, you're driving and Dottore and Capitano walks out infront of you. What do you hit?

Childe: The doctor, obviously, why would I want to hit Capitano?

Pulcinella, sighing: The breaks, Ajax. You hit the breaks.

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Pantalone: I'm going to take you out.

Dottore: Great! It's a date.

Pantalone: I meant that as a threat.

Dottore: Promise?

Pantalone:

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Dottore: Did Pantalone just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Child: Yep.

Dottore: And did I just do finger guns back?

Childe: Yep.

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Childe during the wedding toast of Pantalone and Dottore: They never really agreeded on much.

Capitano: In fact they rarely agreeded on anything.

Pierro: They fought everyday and challenged each other with everything.

Columbina: But despite all that, they had one thing in common...

All of them: They were crazy about each other.

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Clone no. 1: Last night, we lost our dear beloved Prime:(

Dottore: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!

Clone no. 32: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

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