Sending in my Keykid, Nicole (and the swimsuit ref to go with)
Feeling a mighty need to draw some key kids (plus a few that I've screenshotted over the years of khux) in celebration of all the people I've met as a result of the game.
AITA for not wanting to feed my friend expensive magic weapons?
I (206F) am on a quest to extract a magic parasite from my brain. My fellow kidnappees mistrust each other, so I became the default leader and have custody of the money and supplies. My new friend George told me that beyond the magic parasite, he is also sick with some kind of magic-eating disease that will have dire consequences for all our party if he isn’t regularly fed magic items. I didn’t believe it at first, but he bit down on a glowing metal glove like it was a beef rib and swallowed it whole. The party’s vampire drank sentient blood for the first time in his life the other night and he was less enthusiastic about it than George.
Here’s the thing. I could technically give George these items and just use regular swords, spears, etc. It would just be inconvenient. Everyone else, including me, does frequent, equally inconvenient side quests. I have adopted two animals and a vampire, so I feel like a hypocrite for my hesitation to feed poor George.