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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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🌟 starstrewn Follow gotta be real i did not have "felagund shows up all werewolf mangled and then immediately leaves" on my 465 bingo card

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💜 growingthings Follow I have to be honest I'm a little exhausted seeing so many blogs here with "kinslayer DNI" in their bio.... isn't that against the fundamentally redemptive nature of death and rebirth and all

👻 bluebirdiestelf Follow op where were you at alqualondë . just asking

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🌈 sinda_sapphic Following anyone else starting to wonder if there ever will be an "after?"

#or at least anything like what there was before #by elbereth i hope my heart finds its way back to doriath #and yet it grows further and further from me #slips from my fingers as a dream upon waking #reembodiment soon death daddy 🥺🥺🥺??

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#i for one am giving myself impossible bazonkas #they wont let me out because they fear my power

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🔥Fëanáro_Official Follow Day 167,901 of admitting no fault.

❄️Finwëñolofinwë Following Ah, this has served you excellently in the past. Carry on. Dig deeper. Why should you do otherwise? Plainly you have been nothing short of perfection.

🔥Fëanáro_Official Follow Day 167,902 of admitting no fault.

⛅ birdsmith Follow TIL i learned you can be dead and still have a maglor feanorion bop stuck in your head :/

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#to be clear he's problematic as fuck #but damn if he doesn't have some earworms to offer

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💎 dwarffucker4000 Following girl are you the doom of mandos because i can't rid myself of you no matter how many times i try to wash myself clean & despite everything i can't bring myself to regret you #eldariel talks!

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#Silm #Tolkien

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hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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A soft au with hedge witch Peter + sea witch Gamora

Hollow Shores (I'll greet you as I have before)

Peter’s hands stilled.

He’d started explaining what he was doing when Gamora had sat down to watch, but surely her curiosity was satisfied by now.

Gamora had storms at her fingertips.

He doubted a little mixing and herb lore actually interested her.

He ducked his head, offering a smile in apology. “Sorry, this is probably boring as all get out to you. Won’t even be useful when you get all wind and waves,” his fingers danced a teasing motion, eyebrows waggling. “You don’t have to listen to me talk.”

Instead of taking the out, Gamora shook her head with an immediacy that surprised him.

“No. I like it.”

Her eyes darted down to his worktable.

Sprigs and dried leaves, labeled jars and bound herbs. The overlarge recipe book he consulted when it suited him, the well-worn journal he made notes in as he worked.

Wood upon wood, mortar, pestle, kilned earthenware and charcoal dust.

It was a far cry from the sea at storm.

More intently, she said, looking back up at him, “I like it. It’s- it’s gentle.”

It really was. And not just in the ways of his spells or craft.

Peter was constantly suffused with magic. It gathered in his wake like motes of dust floating on a sunbeam.

Rather than something he called to him, it just lingered, tangling with his fingers through his routines and rituals, drifting up and over. Faint and following all the same.

A soft settling on him as he moved through the world.

Magic wanted to surround him.

But it was so… peaceful.

She didn’t know magic knew how to love softly until she met Peter Quill.

How could she not be enthralled?

Gamora met his eyes. Always so steady and bright when he was looking her way.

She wondered what he saw in hers.

With the curve of a smile that was growing more familiar on her lips, she told him, “I could do with a little more gentle in my life.”

#starmora #gamora #peter quill #gotg #guardians of the galaxy #fic #witch au #magic #witches #fanfic #starmora au #my gotg fics #my fic

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Starlord isn’t my favorite for a lot of reasons. But I did like Gamora being happy and she deserves the best. Renfaire 2023 2/7 Instagram    |     TikTok

#Gamora #starmora #peter quill #gotg #guardians of the galaxy #fanart

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Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

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I just love how ravens/corvids/birds in general are sometimes like

and sometimes they’re like

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giving someone an evil boop, then sending a super boop in apology

#evil boop #i'm sorry i just had to press it #boops

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people who don’t have boops on, I respect your peace but also picture me standing outside your blog scratching the door like a cat wanting to be let in

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So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

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Beautiful women keep bapping me with their paws

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Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

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“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

#aminals #possums