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Protectors

Nikifor (Protector+Co-Host)

Age: 24 Pronouns: They/He Sexuality: Bisexual Lyric: “She’s a, She’s a lady, and I am just a boy.” Food: Spaghetti Drink: Monster Engery Zero Ultra Colour: Purple Number: 42069

Oh hai it's a me again eyyy yo sup' yes we doin this again lmao rek'd ur brains

Seo-Yeon (Protector)

Age: 20

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Lyric: I'm just looking out the window and it's cold outside, there are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified

Food: Apples

Drink: Tea

Colour: White

Number: 10

Hey, feel free to ask me something, I really don't mind. Thank you for reading this, I very much appreciate it! <33333

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Alters Masterlist! (Littles not included for their safety)

Please note that these are alters that we can contact and some prefer not to use the internet and let strangers know of their existence.

Host+Co-Host

Protectors

Fictives (part 1/part 2)

Factives

Fragments

Caretakers

Gatekeepers

Persecutors

Internal Self Helpers

Sexual Alters

Nonhumans

Middles

Teens

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Masterpost W.I.P

Request Rules!

(Rules for requesting! We rlly only do hcs!)

Headcanons! (W.I.P)

(Masterlist for hcs!)

Alters! (W.I.P)

(Masterlist for alters! For those interested in us! Ask anything, nothing personal though please! We'ff talk to you!)

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Host + Co-Host

Itami (Host+Regressor)

Age: 19

Pronouns: It/Xe

Sexuality: Androsexual

Lyric: "Did you find your bitch in me? Oh you're abominable socially."

Food: Watermelon

Drink: Dr. Pepper

Colour: Pastel Green

Number: 777

I'm usually the one posting! Hi! Heyyyyyyyy! HHHHHHHHHHH I'm not good at this wtffffffffffffffffffffffff I'll stop bsgohadhjklsghophaiha

Nikifor (Protector+Co-Host)

Age: 24

Pronouns: They/He

Sexuality: Bisexual

Lyric: "She's a, She's a lady, and I am just a boy."

Food: Spaghetti

Drink: Monster Engery Zero Ultra

Colour: Purple

Number: 42069

EYYYYYYY betchu wasn't expecting the hosts to be hecking siblings! Unless you were in which wow r u a wizardo me amigo, I'm the smarter one, get rekt Itami you newb, I'm kewl.

Nick, sometimes I just wanna puncheth you so thine thickness cannot be matched

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The best part of being a lesbean is that uh, I can talk about women with Asmo (lololol we have him as a fictive alter)  -Khaos

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I have ADHD, alright, okay, and I was allowed to get one 5 hour energy, you see where this is going...? Please- send help- I cleanded every room in the house, set up a tent from Amazon and almost broke my arm, pair that with me literally shaking while playing video games and trying to pay attention to a very serious conversation and we have a crying Itami.

#adhd #adhd brain #adhdlife #adhd things #adhd stuff #send help #pls help #im gonna lose my shit

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SERIOUSLY THO HIS HAIR LOOKS SO SMOOTH I WANNA TOOCH IT

first crush

#r e b l o o g i n

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i said what i said

#HELL YES #PREACH BESTIE #r e b l o o g i n

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Getchu a flirty masculine woman

*COUGH COOGH*

#itami is dumb af for posting this /j

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Happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

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Happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

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You see, normally, idc when theres pop quizzes, but when theres a SIMEON CARD IM LIKE 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Fandoms and Request Rules!

Itami here! Yep! We are now doing requests! Our rules are as follows!

♡ Please no NSFW, we cant write it that well lol- (also some of our littles know how to use phones-)

♡ We have the right to decline if we are uncomfortable with the subject

♡ Please dont rush us :(

♡ Mental illness requests are completely fine unless we cant find enough information to make decent headcanons for them

Fandoms

Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun/Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun

Obey Me!

Danganronpa

Vocaloid

#request #reqs open #rules #obey me #obey me headcanons #monthly girls' nozaki kun #danganronpa #danganronpa headcanons #danganronpa hcs #monthly girls nozaki kun hcs #headcanon #vocaloid #vocaloid headcanons

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Heck it, send some besties lmao-

Send me an emoji

😍 celebrity crush 😘 irl crush 😖 something that makes you anxious 😑 pet peeve 😒 person you hate 😱 biggest fear 🤐 tell us a secret 😡 something that makes you mad 😈 turn on 👿 turn off 🙌🏻 something you can’t live without 👽 ever seen a ufo? 👄 first kiss story 🤘 first concert you went to 👀 eye color 👤 ethnicity 💇 hair length 💁 hair color 👯 best friend 👑 favorite Disney princess 🐱 have any pets? ☘ are you superstitious? 🌸 favorite flower 🌿 favorite season 🌎 where you want to live 🌝 day or night ☄ seen a shooting star? 🌈 favorite color ❄️ favorite winter sport 🌊 ocean or pool ☂ rainy or sunny? 🍎 favorite fruit 🎤 favorite singer 🎧 favorite band 🎭 favorite play 🎹 play any instruments? 🎬 favorite movie 🎮 favorite video game 🚲 preferred type of transportation ✈️ place you want to travel 🏠 where you currently live 📞 last person you talked on the phone with 📻 favorite radio station 📺 favorite tv show 🔋 battery % 💰 job 🚬 ever smoked/drank/done drugs 🔮 where do you see yourself in 5 years 🎁 best gift you’ve ever gotten 🎉 favorite holiday 💌 ever received a love letter? 📚 a book you are currently reading 📖 favorite book ❤️ 5 people you love 💗 sexuality ✝ religion ♌️ zodiac ✅ something you’ve checked off your bucket list #️⃣ lucky number 🎶 top 5 favorite songs ✖️ 5 things you hate 🕒 time you go to bed

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Nozaki: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Chiyo: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Nozaki: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Chiyo: But I heard a siren.

Hori: That was Mikoshiba.

Mikoshiba: Sorry, I got nervous...

#step on me kashima #hori masayuki #hori #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #monthly girls' nozaki kun #nozaki kun #nozaki #chiyo #chiyo sakura #sakura chiyo #nozaki umetarou #mikorin #mikoshiba #mikoshiba mikoto

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Nozaki, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Mikoshiba: But Nozaki, we don't smoke.

Nozaki: Cut the crap, Mikoshiba. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Nozaki: *points at Mikoshiba* One! *points at Seo* Two! *points at Wakamatsu* Three! *points at Hori* Four! *points at Chiyo* Five!

Nozaki: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Hori: *puts a cigarrette in Nozaki's hand*

Nozaki: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

#gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #step on me kashima #monthly girls' nozaki kun #nozaki #chiyo sakura #chiyo #hori #hori masayuki #mikoshiba mikoto #mikoshiba #mikorin #seo #yuzuki seo #seo yuzuki #nozaki kun #nozaki umetarou #wakamatsu

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MC: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Lucifer: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Asmo : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Levi: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Beel: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Belphie: I have emotional scars.

#incorrect obey me quotes #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me! #obey me headcanons #itami is dumb af for posting this /j #mammon #mammon obey me #mammon om #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer #obey me! mammon #leviathanobeyme #levi obey me #shall we date leviathan #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #om satan #satan swd #satan obey me #asmo #asmodeus avatar of lust #om! asmodeus #beelzebub swd #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #belphieobeyme #belphegor swd #swd belphie