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Literally nobody:

Wolf, looking at vegetables: what the fUCK is that, incredible. Fucking incredible. Holy fuCK

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hadestown is really important because it casts an immediate spell of man who looks at a woman like she hung the moon and is everything good in the world on 100% of the leading actors

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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.

Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

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notes from Vulko

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went from “little brother 😡” to “little brother 😁”

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The Naruto Running™️ is hilarious but makes perfect sense because if you lived in the ocean all your life why WOULD you know how to run?

And now that dude is just walking around on land like that, eating bugs and being a full on little weirdo. I love him.

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The Naruto Running™️ is hilarious but makes perfect sense because if you lived in the ocean all your life why WOULD you know how to run?

And now that dude is just walking around on land like that, eating bugs and being a full on little weirdo. I love him.

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[narrator voice] It was not, in fact, fun.

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Patrick Wilson talks about Orm’s redemption: “Let’s not forget, he’s still the Ocean Master.”

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Orm being tormented by the horrors was the best scene in the movie, why lie (spoilers under the cut)

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MY DEMON GENIE Ep. 3

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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Inej and Matthias and Kaz and Nina are both sibling duos but they exist on complete opposite ends of the siblings spectrum.

Inej and Matthias are the siblings that post cute photodumps for each other's birthdays and go on trips together and text every day. They loan each other money and Matthias drives her around and Inej always brings him back something when she gets food.

Nina and Kaz are the siblings that fight over the smallest things and do the "he's touching me" "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU I'M TOUCHING THE AIR" bit. Kaz just walks into Nina's room, stares at her for 30 seconds and walks back out. They eat each other's food despite Kaz labeling everything he owns and nearly kill each other over it.

Inej brings Kaz home and Matthias asks why he thinks he's good enough for his sister.

Kaz brings Inej home and Nina says, in full view of everyone "you're too good for my brother".

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