dude I kinda wanna feel the embrace of another
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adrian: also from now on we’ll be using code names
a: you can address me as eagle 1
a: hibiki, code name: “been there, done that”
a: atsushi is “currently doing that” *high five*
a: shinjiro is “it happened once in a dream”
a: kiki — “if i had to pick a girl”
a: and luke? you’re eagle 2
luke: oh thank god
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"why do we even have that lever" is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn't even manage that
but on the other hand, it's easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one's on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn the second tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just...just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn't need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: "why do we even HAVE that lever?" it's because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. "why do we have that lever?" because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
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image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
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Congratulations to juza hyodo for being the first actor from mankai company to star in hit gacha game genshin impact
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i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address
I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite
Watched
The
Fucking
Lorax????
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time for bed !
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Oh I'm open for request if anyone want this YuGiOh plush too. Feel free to DM me, I'll get it for you
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me and the followers i pulled by being annoying about things i like
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I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
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“Did you cut your hair?”
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!!She :D
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Dearly Beloved -Swing Version- - Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory (Multi-Platform, 2020)
HAPPY KINGDOM HEARTS 4 ANNOUNCEMENT DAY BABEYYY
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The fucking job market is abysmal
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cmyk test pages r like angels to me
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Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
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