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"Everything it seems I like is a little bit stronger, a little bit thicker,a little bit harmful for me."
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Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”
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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory
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Armand as the coven master - commissioned by one of my patrons <3
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part four, or in other words, lord help me I am back on my bullshit,,,
(yet another Vampire Chronicles Vine Comp)
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no other thoughts just Richard E. Grant Classic Loki
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“Hang on… you’re telling me that things a Loki too??”
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if i had a nickel for every time i shipped a dark-haired chaotic goth genderfluid snake with a sort of uptight light-haired guy who wears a lot of brown tones, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Ah yes, my "fireball" spell. It requires the following components:
A Glass Bottle
Gasoline
A rag
A Match
Shall we begin?
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stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"
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MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day
FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store
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I can’t create memories, I can only use what’s already there. The Time-Keepers took your lives from you. From all of you. You’re Variants. We’re the same.
LOKI 1.04 | THE NEXUS EVENT
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