Eat her like you love her. Fuck her like you paid her.
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Congress Allocates $500 Million For Development Of Funkier Bass Lines
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Before you obliterate, always be sure to read your obliterator manual. Practice safe atomic obliterating. Don’t be a jackass. Read the damn manual.
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