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Normal: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Hermie: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no takebacks, honey
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Taylor: How stupid do you think I am?!
Scary: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Taylor: Go to hell!
Nicky: Where do you think I come from?
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This came to me in a dream and I HAD to draw it.
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Taylor: pop quiz! if the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour and the grocery store is one mile away from my house then why has it taken my dad 15 years to come back with the milk
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Henry: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Over the past four days you have seen the state’s prosecutor attempt to effectively bamboozle you with a series of hearsay arguments and loose, speculative evidence placing my client near the scene of the crime during the time of the murder. You are tasked to consider the evidence and if it proves beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty.
Henry: Is my client a perfect man? No-
Glenn: I killed him, yeah.
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Dood: I wanna eat glass
Scary: don't it's bad for your teeth
Normal and Link: AND YOUR OTHER ORGANS
Taylor: same
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"Oh I love the Kiddads!"
Literally the Kiddads:
Boss kicks's subordinate
Love wolf (formerly) dad (Probably)
Apocalypse catalyst by day, homewrecker by night
Terry.
*looks at smudged writing on hand* Kicky Froster
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Hey man, you heard about Terry jr?
🤔
Yes 🙌 He is my son 👦
My boy ❤️
What has happened 🤔 To him ?
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ROUND 1: TAYLOR SWIFT (dungeons and daddies) VS SAZZ PATAKI (only murders in the building)
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vote darryl<333
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ok I need a s1 sparrow quote for a drawing
OKAY
Sparrow: wanna see how hardcore i am?
Sparrow: *punches the wall*
Sparrow:
Sparrow: fatherrrrrrrr take me to the hospitallll?
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Henry, throwing rocks at Jodie’s car:
Jodie, leaving hell: wh- ffs Henry I’m Satan now I’m not a cop anymore
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I did dndads hunger games, here are some highlights
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Henry: Do you support woman's suffrage?
Glenn, high off his mind: Why would I want women to suffer?
Henry: That's not what I-
Glenn: Women are great I can't believe you'd say that Henry!
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Scary: you know what terry? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it
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