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Sorcerer: This Halloween I’m going as a disappointment to my family.

Rogue: At least you won’t have to buy a costume.

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Paladin: Can you do something for me?

Rogue: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it.

Paladin: Can you do the dishes?

Rogue: *already leaving the room* No.

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Cleric: Hey Warlock, did you know that all words ending in -ie are sweet, like cookie and cutie-

Warlock: and Die.

Cleric: ...

Cleric: No Warlock.

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Fighter: I live for two reasons.

Monk: And those would be?

Fighter: I was born and I haven't died yet.

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We're all a sad magician on the inside. ~Wizard

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Paladin: Who's the Leader here, me or you?

Paladin: Wait, it's me?

Paladin: Shit.

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Warlock: If I die my funeral is gonna be the Biggest F*cking Party and you're all invited.

Paladin: 'If'?

Wizard: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die!

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BBEG: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Rogue: My happiness?

Rogue: *to Bard* I'm happy? When did that happen?

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Warlock: Just to clear up some rumors...

Warlock: I DO have blood, and I do have ALL of MY bones. I didn't take them from anyone, I grew them myself so stop asking.

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Bard: There's only three ways to do this. The right way, the wrong way, and the Bard way.

Fighter: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Bard: Yeah, but it's faster.

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Wizard: What are you doing out this late?

Rogue: Well, we-

Wizard: Five words or less.

Barbarian: *counting on their fingers* We. Had. A. Fight.

Wizard: ...

Barbarian: Bitch.

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Cleric: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?

Fighter: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Cleric: There wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Fighter: But- I heard sirens...

Cleric: That was Bard.

Bard: Sorry, I was nervous.

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Rogue: Yes, mistakes were made.

Paladin: By you.

Rogue: And people got hurt.

Paladin: By YOU!

Rogue: But there’s nothing that could have been done.

Paladin: YES, THERE WAS!

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Bard: I've never photographed anything less than perfect before.

Rogue: Your camera roll is just full of selfies.

Bard: You heard me.

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Fighter: ... And that is?

Warlock: Dog's blood.

Fighter: Do I even want to know where you got that?

Warlock: Probably not.

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Wizard: I currently have an empty spellbook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

Bard: Put spaghetti in it.

Wizard: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Barbarian: Put spaghetti in it.

Wizard: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you two.

Rogue: Put spaghetti in it.

Wizard: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Wizard: I wish you would just admit that you made a mistake..

Rogue: *stirring their coffee* I actually prefer it with salt.

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