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I can't stand how, when you tell someone something true but doesn't fit their worldview or narrative, they go "la la la can't hear you you're obviously stupid" even if you could be called a subject matter expert.
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Lizard brain is strong tonight. Send help.
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a mysterious metal monolith identical to the one recently found in utah has just been discovered in the hinterlands
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i’ve seen a couple different people talking about how Yakuza 0 was right there to catch MGS’s fanbase when MGS ended and nothing proves that more than seeing people argue over whether Majima is gay or not
like it’s exactly the same as when people were arguing over whether or not Ocelot is gay
one half is saying “no its a complex foreign culture thing to taunt your opponent by blah blah blah” and the other half is saying “did you play the fucking game? he kisses kiryu on the mouth” 
it’s exactly the same 
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there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
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And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
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Ever want someone to rearrange your guts in the least sexual way possible? Asking as someone who was recently diagnosed with IBS and is currently miserable.
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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
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Could someone tell my why the FUCk we’re getting a video game called ‘Lord of the Rings: Gollum’ Gollum? Gollum??? You wanna play as Gollum!!?? fucking GOLLUM??? I don’t care how much you love Gollum as a character, does that mean you wanna play as him snatching babies from cribs and eating raw fish for 8 hours?? Are you SURE??
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Never dismiss your feelings (x)
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“Ten-year-olds are the most frightening people on the planet. I think we all remember being ten, where making eye contact during recess meant you were going to have a Pokemon battle, and the winner got to keep the loser’s lunch money.
“But as an adult, seeing the kids who are off on their Pokemon journeys, swaggering along, ready to fight anybody and everybody they meet, up to and including God, it really hits you. These children will fight you, and when they win, your best bet is to just throw twenty dollars on the ground and flee in the other direction.
“The worst ones are the ones with six Pokeballs on their belt. You’re like, I possess one elderly Snubbull, and for all I know, you’ve got a Rayquaza in one of those balls. 
“And sometimes, you hear stories. Like, ‘a ten-year-old boy dismantled Team Rocket’. Or ‘a ten-year-old girl dismantled two terrorist organizations and then tamed the primal manifestations of earth and sea’. I think you could tell me a ten-year-old did anything, and I wouldn’t question it. 
“To be honest, I think the Pokemon Leagues are just there to keep those kids occupied so they don’t just take over.”
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Soulsborne protagonists are all so great cuz they just keep doing shit one moment to the next without being phased. Their actions don’t appear premeditated and they have no apparent malice; stuff just happens and they react to it
In cutscenes they always seem mildly baffled but otherwise their emotional range doesn’t stray much beyond “yikes!”
They’re just a little idiot bumping their way through treacherous territory going “haha whoops” at every deadly encounter.
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whenever I’m tired or hungry I hear the guildmaster from the original fable in my head
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I want someone to ask me what happened. I want someone to tell me I wasn't being irrational. I want someone to tell me I wasn't wrong. I wanted someone to ask me how I was doing during the deployment and no one did. No one did. I was alone and no one came. And I was still expected to be supportive and happy and good. And I was not good. I am not good. I'm very much not good. And still no one asked. No one asked.
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