I'm alive lmao (on the outside anyways) I just wanted to drop by and say you definitely don't need to finish teen wolf the last season is shit there I said it I will now disappear into the shadows alexa play spooky music -🐾
I don’t intend to, my friend told me what happens so thank you, next
Istg when Sirius and Lily find the other one crying instead of asking what’s wrong like a normal person they go “if bad bitch give no fuck, why bad bitch cry?”
Remus: what is it?
Sirius: can you explain the homework to me?
Remus: no, ask Lily
Sirius: why not you?
Remus: because when I explain things to you, you just stare at my mouth and don’t listen, wasting both of our time
James: caught in 4k
Mcgonagall: what are your hobbies?
Remus: oh there’s this really fun thing I’ve been doing recently, it’s called “being a thirsty bitch”
Sirius: he’s gotten good at it too
Thoughts on autistic james?
Sin i feel like shit i’m abt to cry over something stupid
Well I’m the queen of crying over anything, what can i do for you this fine evening?
Sirius: we have a problem
Remus: no, you do, I have a stupid boyfriend who keeps getting me into shit
Sirius: I can offer you chocolate as payment for your help
Remus: ok yeah, we have a problem
-wolfstar wedding outfits
James, cuddling Lily in the couch: wait, you mean to tell me you’ve all been betting on our relationship all this time?
Marlene: not just yours but essentially yeah
Dorcas: you shouldn’t be all that surprised
James: this is ridiculous, Sirius did you know about this?
Sirius: I might have had some idea…
James: unbelievable, Moony tell me at least you didn’t
Remus: hey, the world is a tough place for werewolves to earn money, I did what I had to
Sirius: you know the mug you lend me? The cute one you love with the dog face painted on?
Remus: you broke it didn’t you?
Sirius: please don’t kill me
Remus: [goes to the cupboard, opens the door where 10 mugs the same are lined up and takes one]
Sirius: what are those?
Remus: back ups. I’ve been living withyou for years, I’d have to be stupid to believe I wouldn’t need them at some point
Sirius: you know me so well🥺
Harry Potter Art Challenge - Day 3: Favourite Couple
For real though, from a prongsfoot trash like me, what else you were even expecting?
| Commission me |
I don’t even ship it romantically but that’s so adorable
I love my friends.
Harry during that one PoA movie scene on the Knight Bus
You sent this days agoand I forgot about it bUT YES
GRRRR BARK BARK 💙💙💙💙💙
*barks in fuck you, gorgeous*
My puppy sends you all cuddles btw. The smaller one. The big one is moody and hates everything rn. She sends barks.
Lily: Sev you’re so sweet!
Lily: sadly I have diabetes so fuck off
because sleep didn’t want to happen