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Do You Know What is Sexy...

Communication in the bedroom!

I mean communicating with your partner to find out what they like and what they don't like while in bed. Sex is all about communication not everyone is a mind reader.

#my text post #text post #communication #what is sexy #bedroom talk #sex talk #listen up

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this blog is pro turn signal

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I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

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Good Omens MBTI

Just my headcanons/opinions, obvs

Adam Young- ENFJ

            He is fundamentally a leader and naturally adept at influncing people. He cares very strongly about the people he cares about and tries to change the world for them.

Agnes Nutter- ENTJ

           She’s ruthless and prickly and able to bend her gifts to her will through how she records them. She enjoys toying with the expectations of the future and concealing her meaning well enough to make the game worth playing. The only people she comes close to respecting are those that are able to unpick her tangles of wit. 

Anathema Device- ENTP

             This is my mbti, so I’m a bit biased. Anathema is brilliant. It might be taking the metaphor a bit far to draw a connection between ‘intuition’  and ‘being psychic’ but I’m pretty sure Anathema has a claim to both of those things. She’s very systematic and understands how things work in the world, even if they seem antithetical to her status as a witch occultist. She’s simultaneously ambitious and unambitious. She’s already been there, done that and written a dissertation. She’s charismatic and inspiring and if I had to pick one of these nerds to save the world competently I would choose her

Aziraphale- ISTJ 

              People tend to avoid giving ‘S’ types to fictional characters, especially highly intelligent fictional characters, possibly because they’re more associated with negative personality traits, but Zira is a badass angel and I think this fits him fairly well. He’s meticulous in unconventional ways, logical, pedantic, not partial to unfounded speculation, sometimes seems to act before he thinks, compulsively polite(ish), stubborn under pressure and by-the-rules. Provided that the rules are his own rules.

Beelzebub- ENFP

            Beelz is extroverted af… And shouty and dramatic and a bit scatterbrained. He’s not too bothered by things not making sense, but he likes to be theatrical and in control. He scares Crowley, but that’s not really saying much. He really, really hates being called ‘Lord of the Flies’ (thanks a lot, Golding)

Brian- ESFJ

             In a way, the most unremarkable of the Them. He’s argumentative, practical, skeptical and more grounded than the others

Crowley- INTJ

            Crowley’s good at doing things once he gets started, he can see extremely complex projects through to their end and is excited by this. He questions the state of things well past the point of getting himself into trouble. Aziraphale is almost the only exception to his feeling that interacting with others is draining… He’d rather curl up and watch TV or take a nap or read a book and never answer the phone. As much as he loves humans, he would literally rather speak to plants. He’s almost hypersensitive to his own limitations and the possibility of rejection. Unlike most INTJs, for better or worse he has a tendency to wear his heart metaphorical cardiac organ on his sleeve, however he’s certainly not an ‘F’, he still has a wall up and lies to himself about the way he feels, but… y’know, ’s not a defect, it’s a feature

DEATH- INTP

             PREFERS TO WORK FROM BEHIND THE SCENES, GENERALLY TAKES HIS TIME. DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE TO CHOOSE SIDES. RELATIVELY CAUTIOUS.

Delivery Man- ISTJ

      Steadfast and devoted to his job. Very devoted to his job.

Famine- ISTP

       Famine tends to ignore things that he is not interested in and is efficient and authoritarian. He is skilled at analyzing complex systems and precise details to see exactly how he can manipulate them to his own ends

Hatsur- ENTP

       Hatsur’s talented, good at his job and probably popular in the sense that all the demons that aren’t considered popular collectively hate him

Ligur- ENTJ

      Ligur is slightly more impulsive, and possibly more ambitious than Hatsur. 

Pepper- ESTP

         Inclined to take risks and break rules, she is energetic, logical and perceptive. She’s absolutely going to point out flaws in people’s arguments and fight back if affronted.

Pollution- ISFP

          Exists to propagate the entropy he is devoted to, as well as his own particular idea of aesthetic ideals. He finds an almost sublime emotional fulfillment in watching the destruction of the environment.

Sister Mary Loquacious- INFJ

           Mary is gradually learning to live for herself and to be her own person. The significance of details are often lost on her, but she understands how the world works, and what systems are interchangeable. She cares for others and is sometimes sentimental. She is ambitious and her increasing independence helps her become more successful.  

Metatron- ESTJ

            Metatron is about as establishment as it gets. Dedicated to the defending the status quo. Except in this case the status quo is the world ending.

Newton Pulsifer- ESFP

             Newt’s sort of been crushed by circumstance a bit, unfortunately, and never really been given the chance to be the person he wants to be. He desperately wants more human interaction and life experience. He’s really good at sifting through minutiae even if the point is lost on him at times. He wants to understand how things work, but is definitely the sort of person that would take something apart without any idea of how to put it back together again. He tends to miss the patterns that people like Anathema are able to pick up on and doesn’t plan very far ahead. He’s practical and attentive, but has never been given the opportunity to enjoy new experiences the way that he wants to.

Shadwell- ISFJ

             He is strongly emotional and concerned for others, although he is often seen as standoffish and mostly works alone. He is interested in maintaining his own peculiar brand of order and very set in his ways. The way he feels about things are grounded in the past, although not necessarily his own past.

Mr. Tyler- ESTJ

              Mr. Tyler is a majorly pedantic defender of what he beliefs to be traditional and correct. He also needs an audience. Even his internal dialogue is in the form of composing a letter to others. He wants to believe he represents a group and a long-established way of being.

Madame Tracy- ISFP

            She cares for others, is willing to upset convention on her own terms and is not inclined toward conflict. She is one of the most easygoing characters in the book, is accepting of almost anything, but is nonetheless capable of acting unpredictably.

War- ESTP

       Like Pepper, she is at home in the midst of conflict and able to make it go the way she wants. In a way she is the eye of the storm, stirring up strife all around her while remaining untouched

Wensleydale- INTP

        Intellectual, serious and not quite as given to conflict as the rest of the Them, although he’s definitely going to try to point out factual inaccuracies 

Mr. Young- INFP

         Mr. Young is mild-mannered and often bewildered. He is sometimes guided by the way he feels about things. He means well and gets lost in his thoughts. However, he is also a strong enough presence to discipline Adam and ‘help’ prevent the apocalypse.

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the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

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See, my fear of revolving doors is not crazy after all.

Love the chaos

#seriously don't like revolving doors #reblog #not crazy at all

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PSA

Celebrities are human beings. Treating them like they have no rights to personal boundaries, privacy, and not being harassed is disgusting. It’s not ‘bragging rights’ to make them uncomfortable or feel unsafe, especially at conventions and public space. Bothering them for autographs and peppering them with questions while they’re eating lunch with their family, grocery shopping with their children, in the gym shower, on a date with their spouse/significant other, in the toilet… that’s beyond inappropriate. There are some times where it wouldn’t be, where they are inviting attention or not obviously otherwise preoccupied, but pick your times and respect their right to live their lives outside of you and their job. Because for them, this is their job. Imagine if your customers bothered you nonstop outside of work, with work questions, wanting you to do your job. Not a fun thought, trying to make a pee and have a customer stand on the toilet in the stall next to you and start chatting about your company, and demand you sign a form. Respecting them as people is what being a good fan should be about - not touching them inappropriately, asking lewd questions, trying to push yourself onto them in a sexual manner, etc. I’ve also seen many fans do that, especially knowing they are married, in a committed relationship, etc., and you’re really adding a new layer of the disrespect by completely disregarding their family or significant other in the name of your attempted sexual conquest. Before anyone jumps on me, there’s a difference between someone inviting that attention, regardless of their relationship status, and a stranger attempting to push in, uninvited. Celebrities do not belong to you. Groping someone without their consent is a form of sexual assault, no matter their celebrity status. It’s not ‘bragging rights’. Lewd sexual questions about somebody’s body and sex life, uninvited, is sexual harassment. Obviously, there’s a border of ‘does this question have to do with the show and their character, making it appropriate’ to follow, but fan questions about genitals, and sexual headcanons are not appropriate. Think of it from their perspective - you know them from everything you’ve read, watched, listened to, etc. Their face is on your shirt. But this is one-sided. While you know so much about them, and while they appreciate their fans, you are a stranger. There’s a fine line between healthy, enthusiastic fan behavior and stalking and harassment/assault. Don’t cross it. Be decent human beings, is what I’m getting at, especially you grown ass adult fans who should fucking know better.

#this all of this #scream louder for the people in the back #reblog #thanks op

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Why do you put up with us, then?

#doctor who #dw companions #reblog #thanks op #this beautiful

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Looks like something going down at Manchester Arena/Manchester Victoria station.

Brace yourselves.

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sensates + their friends & loved ones in S2

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I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

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Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you’re having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why .

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Dead lol

‘nd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] S’AND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE.               RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze] CHU doo-oo-orrrrrr

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me as a parent

#loved this series #two fathers #reblog

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I’m a scary and powerful fire demon! I don’t cook!

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I just watched this while listening to Aha's Take on Me and it was perfect.

Falling with style. (via qoomaiboo)

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1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare (partly) 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan 51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

I wasn’t tagged by anyone…just wanted to test my German ass of how many classics I’ve read so far.

The BBC estimates that most people will only read 6 books out of the 100 listed below. Reblog this and bold the titles you’ve read.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell 9 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman 10 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens 11 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott 12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy 13 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller 14 Complete Works of Shakespeare 15 Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier 16 The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien 17 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks 18 Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger 19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffeneger 20 Middlemarch – George Eliot 21 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell 22 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald 23 Bleak House – Charles Dickens 24 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy 25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams 26 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh 27 Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky 28 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck 29 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll 30 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame 31 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy 32 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens 33 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis 34 Emma – Jane Austen 35 Persuasion – Jane Austen 36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis 37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres 39 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden 40 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne 41 Animal Farm – George Orwell 42 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown 43 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving 45 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins 46 Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery 47 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy 48 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood 49 Lord of the Flies – William Golding 50 Atonement – Ian McEwan 51 Life of Pi – Yann Martel 52 Dune – Frank Herbert 53 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons 54 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen 55 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth 56 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon 57 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens 58 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley 59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon 60 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez 61 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck 62 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov 63 The Secret History – Donna Tartt 64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 65 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas 66 On The Road – Jack Kerouac 67 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy 68 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding 69 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie 70 Moby Dick – Herman Melville 71 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens 72 Dracula – Bram Stoker 73 The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett 74 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson 75 Ulysses – James Joyce 76 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath 77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome 78 Germinal – Emile Zola 79 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray 80 Possession – AS Byatt 81 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens 82 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchel 83 The Color Purple – Alice Walker 84 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro 85 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert 86 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry 87 Charlotte’s Web – EB White 88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom 89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 90 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton 91 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad 92 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery 93 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks 94 Watership Down – Richard Adams 95 A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole 96 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute 97 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas 98 Hamlet – William Shakespeare 99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl 100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

#all the books I have read #reblog #read more than what is listed here